Offarious

The ladies discuss transgenders in the military, Candice has thoughts about "Girl's Trip", Kory invents his own meanings for words, Brenda doesn't use words for long periods of time and old people won't have air conditioning when Candice becomes president.

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The ladies discuss Rob Kardashian's sock business, dates who hold hands too long, R. Kelly sex cult/guys who date children, ego death and pandas who lie about being pregnant.

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The ladies discuss wave pool diseases, Brenda's mom's below-ground above-ground pool, Tetris relaxes your colon, Candice kills a black widow, hogs will kill you before gorillas.

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The ladies discuss going skydiving, the origins of Hitler's mustache, Bigfoot might be a retarded giant and a comprehensive breakdown of disease by race

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The ladies discuss Brenda's most paranoid moment involving ghetto birds, fake nipples, Halle Berry has a blue dog bed and Catwoman was trash

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Brenda has a knack for sound effects, Candice was almost named Edelweiss, Brenda doesn't have a middle name, Tiger Woods looks awful

Brenda goes to Koreatown, psychics with tiny hands, Candice is a good friend, Harambe: one year after his sacrifice, poinsettias are dumb

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The ladies discuss the definition of "smart", the fast is working for Candice, and some lies don't hurt people. And the seal.

The Seal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaGMkgbNiBM

Mike Denison (Bea Arthur art): @mikd33 - Twitter

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The ladies discuss the tattoos they chose for each other, reincarnation and which Peanuts character was gay.

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Heated furniture talk, the etymology of "thot", a new sound effect steals the show and takes podcasting to heights never reached before...

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