Official Grapply Podcast

The rules of the code of honor are as follows:

1. You must HANDSHAKE before and after every match.
2. No outside interference.
3. You must boo Jeff Hardy.
4. You must kiss Buff-E on the mouth even though it's 2003 and you probably don't like gay people yet.

::

Intro [0:00:00] Start of conversation [0:01:15] Summary of Night Of Grudges & Wrestlerave [0:03:59]

Start of Death Before Dishonor [0:30:26] Low Ki v Deranged [0:40:06] Jimmy Rave v Matt Stryker [0:48:21] The Carnage Crew v The Texas Wrestling Academy weapons match [0:55:04] The Outcast Killaz v The Purists [1:12:25] Doug Williams v Tom Carter/Reckless Youth [1:22:25] Dan Maff v BJ Whitmer v Homicide v Colt Cabana four corner survival [1:35:16] The Backseat Boyz & The SAT v Special K scramble match [1:44:47] Jeff Hardy v Joey Matthews v Krazy K [1:55:19] CM Punk v Raven dog collar match [2:07:31] AJ Styles & The Amazing Red v The Briscoes for the tag titles [2:21:18] Samoa Joe v Paul London for the world title [2:31:20]

Verdict [2:50:45] GRAPPLOMETER [2:52:08] What's next + outro [2:52:52]

::

Music used: 50 Cent - Many Men (Wish Death) Kelis - Milkshake The Singing Postman - Oi Can't Git A Noice Loaf A Bread

::

Our links - https://linktr.ee/officialgrapplypodcast

Cruel. Barbaric. Authentic. The most brutal and savage monster truck sumo match in modern history. Controversial director Eric Bischoff's cult classic comes to the OGP.

::

Intro [0:00:00] Start of conversation [0:05:12] TV rundown [0:08:49] Reading WCW magazine [1:02:42]

Twisty listy: E's top TV matches [1:19:43] Twisty listy: Connor's top TV matches [1:40:41] Top jobbers [2:16:56] E's top wrestlers [2:26:11] Connor's top wrestlers [2:35:40]

Halloween Havoc begins [2:57:20] DDP v Johnny B Badd for the TV title [3:00:26] Randy Savage v Zodiac [3:17:13] Road Warrior Hawk v Kurasawa [3:31:52] Sabu v Mr JL [3:41:40] Lex Luger v Meng [3:46:16] Ric Flair & Sting v Arn Anderson & Brian Pillman [3:55:39] The Giant v Hulk Hogan MACHINE VS MACHINE [4:16:09] Lex Luger v Randy Savage [4:40:44] The Giant v Hulk Hogan MAN VS MAN for the World Heavyweight title [4:44:34]

Verdict [4:57:55] GRAPPLOMETER [5:02:26] What's next & outro [5:04:11]

::

Music used: Blackout - Dim Da Lights 10 Wanted Men - Junkie Junt Crucifix - Late Nights Three 6 Mafia - Playa Hataz Lil Noid - Try Me Lil Slim - Playa Posse The Singing Postman - Oi Can't Git A Noice Loaf A Bread

::

Our links - https://linktr.ee/officialgrapplypodcast

Childhood is a time of living care-free, wonder and watching The Undertaker get screwed over by the general manager of SmackDown. Here are some matches we either watched when we were children or that remind us of our childhoods.

::

Intro [0:00:00] Start of conversation, early wrestling memories [0:04:55]

E's picks: Test v Scott Steiner, WWE Insurrextion 07/06/2003 [0:19:54] Lance Storm v Steven Richards, WWE Heat 19/04/2004 [0:34:09] Bryan Danielson v Jack Evans, ROH Survival Of The Fittest 24/06/2004 [0:47:51] Bryan Danielson & Low Ki v Samoa Joe & Jushin Thunder Liger, ROH Weekend Of Thunder 06/11/2004 [1:03:15] Paul London v Akio, WWE Velocity 30/11/2004 [1:19:37] AJ Styles v Petey Williams, TNA Final Resolution 16/01/2005 [1:37:33]

Tim White murks himself sixteen times on wwe.com [2:01:10] Tim White youtube comments [2:26:26]

Connor's picks: The Undertaker v Chris Benoit, WWF SmackDown 29/08/2000 [2:34:22] Goldberg v Christian, WWE Raw 12/05/2003 [2:44:34] Owen Hart v Ken Shamrock, WWF Fully Loaded 26/07/1998 [2:58:42] The Undertaker v John Cena, WWE SmackDown 05/08/2003 [3:11:27] The Undertaker v Brock Lesnar & The Big Show, WWE SmackDown 21/10/2003 [3:29:46] Daniel Bryan v Batista, WWE Raw 03/05/2010 [3:45:29]

GRAPPLOMETER [4:02:20] What's next + outro [4:04:30]

::

Music used: Boston "Pops" Orchestra - Pop Goes The Weasel The Dillinger Escape Plan - Unretrofied Michael Gray - The Weekend The Singing Postman - Oi Can't Git A Noice Loaf A Bread

::

Our links - https://linktr.ee/officialgrapplypodcast

Zandig's epic return to the Combat Zone. Our close personal friend and Post Malone enthusiast DJ Hyde gets murked in his grandma's acres infront of a Vice documentary crew. Dojo Wars is Trolled By Montel. AND MORE!!

::

Musical intro [0:00:00] Start of conversation, why we picked this show [0:02:33]

Prelude To Violence 2016 summary [0:06:40]

Dojo Wars summary [0:35:01]

Start of Tournament Of Death XV show [1:05:52] Rickey Shane Page v Tim Donst, 1st round fans bring the weapons [1:06:20] MASADA v Conor Claxton, 1st round barbed wire madness [1:14:58] Danny Havoc v Alex Colon, 1st round light tube death match [1:23:52] Matt Tremont v Jeff Cannonball, 1st round home run derby match [1:30:54] Aaron Williams v Ron Mathis [1:38:28] Semi final barefoot rites of passage match [1:43:40] Semi final sharp stuff death match [1:51:40] Dale Patricks & G-Raver v Nation Of Intoxication (Devon Moore & Lucky 13) scaffold match [1:58:00] DJ Hyde v Josh Crane panes of glass match [2:04:45] TOD XV final [2:22:02]

TOD XV verdict [2:30:27]

"Inside America's Most Violent Wrestling Deathmatch" VICE documentary [2:31:56] VICE documentary YouTube comments [2:58:26]

GRAPPLOMETER [3:03:27] What's next + outro [3:04:37]

::

Music used:

Marleek - Birth Of A Winner Dead Kennedys - Forward To Death The Singing Postman - Oi Can't Git A Noice Loaf A Bread

::

Our links - https://linktr.ee/officialgrapplypodcast

Roaring Fire is a very fun movie which features Abdullah The Butcher; the man who jumped the ship from AJPW to NJPW in the year this film came out. It's a good movie so you should watch it first if you don't want spoilers. We also watched a selection of 1981 AJPW and NJPW matches from the likes of Abby, Baba, the Funks, Brody, Inoki, Fujinami and THE HONKY TONK MAN!?!

Onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnineten you have been counted out!

::

Musical intro [0:00:00] Start of conversation, why we picked this [0:03:57]

Giant Baba v Verne Gagne, AJPW 18/1/1981 [0:10:40] Dick Murdoch v Harley Race, AJPW 12/2/1981 [0:23:03] Giant Baba v Harley Race, AJPW 15/2/1981 [0:27:57] Giant Baba v Karl Kox, AJPW 03/3/1981 [0:30:46] Bruiser Brody v Tiger Toguchi, AJPW 27/3/1981 [0:36:01] Abdullah The Butcher v Jack Brisco, AJPW 27/3/1981 [0:42:17] Bruiser Brody v Wayne Ferris (The Honky Tonk Man!), AJPW 02/4/1981 [0:45:07] Abdullah The Butcher v Bruiser Brody, AJPW 10/4/1981 [0:47:35] Bruiser Brody v Jumbo Tsuruta, AJPW 17/4/1981 [0:51:22] Bruiser Brody v Giant Baba, AJPW 23/4/1981 [0:54:58] The Funks v Killer Brooks/Jack Brisco, AJPW 23/4/1981 [0:57:51] The Funks v Giant Baba/Jumbo Tsuruta, AJPW 24/4/1981 [1:03:56] Giant Baba v Terry Funk, AJPW 26/4/1981 [1:11:06] Bruiser Brody v Giant Baba, AJPW 27/4/1981 [1:16:53] Jumbo Tsuruta/Terry Funk v The Avenger/Jack Brisco, AJPW 27/4/1981 [1:20:24] Abdullah The Butcher v Dory Funk Jr., AJPW 27/4/1981 [1:22:15] Terry Funk v Dory Funk Jr., AJPW 30/4/1981 [1:23:43]

Abdullah The Butcher joins NJPW [1:33:19] Abdullah The Butcher/Stan Hansen v Antonio Inoki/Yoshiaki Yatsu, NJPW 24/6/1981 [1:43:47] Abdullah The Butcher/Bad News Allen v Antonio Inoki/Seiji Sakaguchi, NJPW 03/7/1981 [1:52:12] Abdullah The Butcher v Tatsumi Fujinami, NJPW 02/8/1981 [1:57:50] Abdullah The Butcher/Bad News Allen v Antonio Inoki/Riki Choshu, NJPW 16/10/1981 [2:00:00] Abdullah The Butcher/Bad News Allen v Antonio Inoki/Seiji Sakaguchi, NJPW 30/10/1981 [2:02:39] Abdullah The Butcher v Dino Bravo, NJPW 05/11/1981 [2:04:08]

ROARING FIRE (1981, NORIFUMI SUZUKI) [2:15:46]

Verdict [3:03:40] GRAPPLOMETER [3:05:07] What's next & outro [3:06:50]

::

Music used: Yukio Kaneoka - 4-25M Junior - Mama Used To Say A Taste Of Honey - Sukiyaki The Singing Postman - Oi Can't Git A Noice Loaf A Bread

::

Our links - https://linktr.ee/officialgrapplypodcast

Welcome to the grotty world of WEW & NWWL. We cover five shows in which we may or may not see 20 combined minutes of lesbian sex, a nude war games match, making fun of blind, Santa Claus, Jimmy Hart trapped inside a purple dimension, and warfare between the illegitimate daughters of George W. Bush & Saddam Hussein MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::

Musical intro [0:00:00] Start of conversation, why we picked this show [0:04:02]

Start of WEW #1: Extreme Hofare Vol. 1 2002 [0:12:23] Alexis Laree v Amanda Storm [0:16:08] Bra & Thong Match: Barroom Barbie v Schoolgirl Brittney [0:26:37] No Holds Barred: Keri Windsor/The Smoke v Billy Austin/Heather Lyn [0:33:27] Street Fight: Tara Titanium v Kristy Kiss [0:40:24] SEVEN MINUTES OF LESBIAN SEX! [0:45:02] Fujiko Kano v Rebecca Wilde [0:49:30] MORE SEX!! [0:52:44] Dawn Mae/Papa Mae v Psycho Bitch/Tai Weed [0:53:38] SEX TIME AGAIN!!! [0:57:47] Candie v Tara [0:59:25] "Tables" Match: GI Ho v Lady Storm [1:02:40] Show verdict [1:05:57]

Start of WEW #9: Big Pimpin' Booty Kicks Butt 2003 [1:07:14] Francine becomes WEW commissioner [1:11:11] Dawn Mae v Cristal [1:19:33] Christie Ricci v Persephone [1:25:49] Vanessa Harding v Alexia [1:29:43] Hair v Hair Match: Jenna Taylor v Krissy Vaine [1:34:58] Season's Beatings Match: Nav-A-Ho v Tai Weed [1:39:36] South Beach Style Battle Royal [1:46:25] Show verdict [1:50:08]

Start of WEW #30: Nude War Games 2007 [1:50:37] Blindfold Match: Lucy Furr (Daffney) v THAI [1:51:17] Fonzie's Fish!?? [1:56:32] Jazz v Christie Ricci [1:58:44] WEW World Tag Titles: Annie Social/Sumie Sakai v Lacey/Rain [2:01:20] Hardcore Match: Amy Lee v Butch [2:06:35] WEW World Title: Angel Orsini (c) v Talia Madison (Velvet Sky) [2:14:12] Show verdict [2:20:21]

Naked Women's Wrestling League! [2:22:57] Slam Wrestling review of NWWL [2:25:02] Start of NWWL Vegas Stripped 2004 [2:28:31] Princess Of Pain (w/ ManSlave) v Spitney Beers [2:33:10] Cruella v Demonica Disco [2:42:42] NWWL United States Tag Titles: Tiny Tina/Trish The Dish v Dark Angel/Samantha Sixx [2:49:29] Layla Hussein v Harri Bush [2:55:33] Becky Brady v Ninja Chops [3:06:17] NWWL Universal Title #1 Contendership: Cleopatra v Lady Serpentine [3:11:13] NWWL Universal Title: Wicca St. James v Twin Peaks [3:14:38] Show verdict [3:20:01]

Start of NWWL Naked Revolution 2007 [3:20:56] Authority figure angle [3:23:20] Trish The Dish v Annie Social [3:27:40] Kylie Electra v Ninja Chops [3:32:16] Josianne The Pussycat v Cleopatra [3:37:20] Mary Carey says hi [3:41:02] Jimmy Hart angle [3:45:17] NWWL Universal Title: Kandi Smyth (c) v Mandy Weaver [3:49:53] Jimmy Hart's NWWL Career: April Hunter v Melissa Coates [3:55:50] Earth Eatz Dog! LIVE [4:00:26] Show verdict [4:05:03] Altprowrestling forum thread on NWWL [4:06:00] Funkyj.com 2005 interview with Ninja Chops [4:09:55]

GRAPPLOMETER [4:16:41] What's next and plugs [4:17:52] Outro....and more??? [4:23:20]

::

Music used: Terrence Parker & Claude Young - Untitled A1 (from The 4 Play EP) Derrick May - Nude Photo Paul Johnson - So Much (So Much Mix) Mr.De' - Whatulike (Instrumental) Earth Eatz Dog! - Bad Girl Down (official theme of the NWWL) The Singing Postman - Oi Can't Git A Noice Loaf A Bread

::

Our links - https://linktr.ee/officialgrapplypodcast

It's the WrestleMania TOO BIG FOR ONE NIGHT! It's also probably too big for one podcast but we fucking did it anyway. Big ups the pandemmy.

::

Musical intro [0:00:00] Start of conversation, why we picked this [0:02:05] Main Event summary [00:15:42] NXT UK summary [00:18:45] 205 Live summary [00:54:46] NXT summary [01:04:21] SmackDown summary [01:44:52] Raw summary [01:59:53] Connor's top matches [02:12:01] E's top matches [02:21:38] Connor's top wrestlers [02:55:41] E's top matches [03:01:10]

Start of WrestleMania 36 Night 1 [03:07:53] Cesaro v Drew Gulak [03:08:20] Women's Tag Titles: The Kabuki Warriors v Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross [03:15:25] Elias v King Corbin [03:24:23] Raw Women's Title: Becky Lynch v Shayna Baszler [03:33:33] Intercontinental Title: Sami Zayn v Daniel Bryan [03:48:30] SmackDown Tag Titles Ladder Match: John Morrison v Jimmy Uso v Kofi Kingston [03:58:59] Kevin Owens v Seth Rollins [04:10:10] Universal Title: Goldberg v Braun Strowman [04:18:44] The Undertaker v AJ Styles [04:31:20]

Start of WrestleMania 36 Night 2 [04:53:30] Natalya v Liv Morgan [04:54:33] NXT Women's Title: Rhea Ripley v Charlotte Flair [04:59:36] Aleister Black v Bobby Lashley [05:11:37] Dolph Ziggler v Otis [05:21:03] Edge v Randy Orton [05:33:32] Raw Tag Titles: Street Profits v Angel Garza & Austin Theory [05:54:47] SmackDown Women's Title: Bayley v Sasha Banks v Lacey Evans v Tamina v Naomi [06:00:28] The Fiend v John Cena [06:07:06] WWE Title: Brock Lesnar v Drew McIntyre [06:33:49]

Verdict [06:42:58] GRAPPLOMETER [06:47:54] What's next & outro [06:50:09]

::

Music used: Sav'o - World Pandemic The Singing Postman - Oi Can't Git A Noice Loaf A Bread

::

Our links - https://linktr.ee/officialgrapplypodcast

We love adhering to copyright law! We love Jeff Jarrett's Global Force Wrestling and know it will be a major force for years to come! We love Captain New Japan! We hate Matt Striker. We hate Matt Striker. We hate Matt Striker. We hate Matt Striker. We hate Matt Striker. We hate Matt Striker. We hate Matt Striker. We hate Matt Striker.

::

Musical intro: [0:00:00]

Start of conversation, why we picked show [0:03:15]

Power Struggle/Tag League/Road To summary [0:08:57]

Connor's top matches [1:10:17]

E's top matches [1:15:00]

Connor's top 10 wrestlers [1:19:18]

E's top 10 wrestlers [1:26:20]

Start of Wrestle Kingdom 9 [1:35:03]

The New Japan Rambo match [1:36:10]

IWGP Junior-Heavyweight tag titles [1:48:17]

TenKoji/Honma v Fale/Yujiro/Jeff Jarrett [1:57:27]

TMDK/Marufuji/Yano v Suzuki-gun [2:03:47]

Minoru Suzuki v Kazushi Sakuraba [2:12:15]

NEVER title: Tomohiro Ishii v Togi Makabe [2:22:22]

IWGP Junior title: Ryusuke Taguchi v Kenny Omega [2:33:52]

IWGP tag titles: Gallows/Anderson v Goto/Shibata [2:43:54]

AJ Styles v Tetsuya Naito [2:55:30]

IWGP Intercontinental title: Shinsuke Nakamura v Kota Ibushi [3:06:56]

IWGP Heavyweight title: Kazuchika Okada v Hiroshi Tanahashi [3:25:57]

Verdict [3:55:27]

GRAPPLOMETER [3:56:49]

What's next & outro [3:57:54]

::

Music used:

Bakusho Sengen (Shinya Hashimoto theme)

DJ Rashad - Cause I Know U Feel ft. Gant-Man

Jim Ross - My Ass by Jim Ross

Jim Ross - Jim Ross theme by Jim Ross

Godspeed You! Black Emperor - Gathering Storm

The Singing Postman - Oi Can't Git A Noice Loaf A Bread

::

Our links - https://linktr.ee/officialgrapplypodcast

Come to Puerto Rico - the shining star of the Caribbean. Over here, there is no fast food. No vending machines. No TV dinners. And our murderers are unfairly maligned on cagematch.

::

Musical intro [0:00:00]

Start of conversation, why we picked this [0:04:30]

Volume 1 begins [0:11:46]

Carlos Colón v Jos LeDuc, barbed wire match, 09/02/1986 [0:13:22]

Kamala v Invader I, 09/02/1986 [0:25:52]

Abdullah The Butcher v Al Perez, 24/06/1987 [0:35:55]

Mike Davis receives a "gift" [0:45:49]

Carlos Colón/Invader I v Abdullah The Butcher/Ernie Ladd, ??/??/198? [0:53:45]

WWC Universal Championship: Carlos Colón v Hércules Ayala, Texas death match, 18/07/1987 [0:56:03]

Abdullah The Butcher v Victor Jovica, chain match, 23/06/1986 [1:10:56]

Manny Fernández v Invader III, 11/05/1988 [1:20:57]

Volume 2 begins [1:31:42]

Ricky Santana v Mr. Pogo, 21/08/1988 [1:34:30]

Abdullah The Butcher v Giant Warrior, 08/09/1990 [1:46:18]

Brian Lee/Dirty White Boy v Ricky Santana/Invader I/El Bronco, 06/04/1991 [1:57:13]

Ricky Santana v Bobby Jaggers, bullrope match, 08/10/1988 [2:09:37]

Dick Murdoch/Dick Slater v Carlos Colón/Invader I, 25/01/1992 [2:15:05]

The Mighty Igor v Jos LeDuc, lumberjack match, ??/??/19?? [2:29:23]

WWC Universal Championship & WWC TV Championship: Carlos Colón v Jason the Terrible, barbed wire match, 01/03/1989 [2:38:09]

Verdict [2:51:26]

GRAPPLOMETER [2:54:21]

What's next & outro [2:55:55]

::

Music used in episode:

Bill Wyman - Opera Theme

Goblin - Tenebre Theme

Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam - I Wonder If I Take You Home

SpaceGhostPurrp - Bloody Mary

The Singing Postman - Oi Can't Git A Noice Loaf A Bread

::

Our links - https://linktr.ee/officialgrapplypodcast

Wrestling, as we all now, is fake. But reality TV is the realest thing out there, as the name implies.

Let us bow to entertainment gods such as Ryan Seacrest, Jerry Springer, Anne Robinson & Paddy McGuinness as they show those phony wrestlers how it's done.

Wrestlers on some of mine and your favourite shows, as well as handpicked matches from the same time period.

::

Musical intro [0:00:00]

Start of conversation, why we picked this [0:04:43]

BILL & JAMIE DUNDEE ON THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW [0:08:18]

PG-13 v The Jung Dragons, WCW Worldwide 11/04/2000 [0:28:03]

Bill Dundee/Jerry Lawler/The Kat v Slash/Steve Bradley/Victoria, PPW Memphis TV 09/12/2000 [0:35:51]

ROB VAN DAM ON ULTIMATE REVENGE [0:43:02]

Rob Van Dam v Jeff Hardy, WWF Invasion 22/07/2001 [0:51:54]

WWF SUPERSTARS ON THE WEAKEST LINK IN 2001 [1:04:55]

Big Show v Rhyno v Test, WWF Judgment Day 20/05/2001 [1:18:45]

Booker T v Kurt Angle, WWF SmackDown 24/07/2001 [1:25:15]

WWE SUPERSTARS ON THE WEAKEST LINK IN 2002 [1:42:19]

Jerry Lawler/Brian Christopher v Jim Cornette/David Flair, Tojo Yamamoto Memorial Show 31/03/2002 [1:51:10]

Steve Austin v Ric Flair, WWE Raw 03/06/2002 [1:59:30]

Six minute Hardcore Championship challenge match, WWE Raw 19/08/2002 [2:14:35]

MARTY SCURLL ON TAKE ME OUT [2:23:53]

Marty Scurll v El Generico, wXw 16 Carat Gold 02/03/2012 [2:38:24]

TOTAL BELLAS SEASON ONE [2:46:30]

Brie Bella v Charlotte, WWE Fastlane 21/02/2016 [3:34:25]

John Cena v AJ Styles v Dean Ambrose, WWE No Mercy 09/10/2016 [3:43:02]

Nikki Bella v Carmella, WWE No Mercy 09/10/2016 [4:01:59]

John Cena & Nikki Bella v The Miz & Maryse, WWE WrestleMania 33 02/04/2017 [4:11:44]

GRAPPLOMETER [4:19:12]

What's next & outro [4:19:58]

::

Music used in episode:

Tha Dogg Pound - Reality (chopped & screwed by DJ Screw)

The Weakest Link theme

The Singing Postman - Oi Can't Git A Noice Loaf A Bread

::

Our links - https://linktr.ee/officialgrapplypodcast