Officially Unofficial

We finally went on dates! Hooray! Here’s a run down on what to actually say considering we truly don’t know ourselves. Also is it okay to talk about politics yet? Can you get controversial? What is the first question you should actually ask on a date? All this and so much less on this weeks episode of Officially Unofficial. PS we’re not sorry about not booking a guest as promised, please just deal with it

Yes we’ve more or less all been there. Time to get over something that really never existed (sorry not sorry). Sources cited: not many. Opinions had: plenty. We run through the fallibility of situantionships that taunt and tease our course of modern love!! And mention John Wick for no tangible reason. Tune in! We’re BACK

Sexologist/psychologist/friend of the show/legend Michaela is back to discuss five simple ways you can combat the age old hell that is mismatched LIBIDOS in a sexual relationship. Tune in for tips from a professional! Note: there are five recommendations for both partners because hey, in a relationship everyone’s needs matter.

Thank you to @SearchEngineSex for sending us the PILLOW TALK card game for intimate conversations because wow did things get wild fast.

Hello! In news that surprises no one, we’re talking about sex. But considering we’re both good Greek virgins we got an actual expert in the field to chat with us. Tune in to hear sexologist Michaela discuss consent, communication and coitus - and we hope you truly and sincerely go get f**** after listening xx (Michaela: @michaelajo91 + @bettertogetherrelationships) Mentioned in the episode: B’s favourite flower is a sunflower if anyone ever takes her on a date. Also, more importantly, feminist porn directors to look up the work of: Courtney Trouble, Candida Royalle, Shine Louise Houston, Abiola Abrams.

We go back to basics and yell at each other about a topic of our choice. Today it’s ghosting! Bon soir, spooky hoes.

We talk to one of our former flames!!! They gave us insights and reality checks!!! And now everyone needs therapy!!! Tune in.

Sotia is back and more controversial than ever. We didn’t believe it was possible and yet, here we are, shocked and BREATHLESS. Perfect episode for anyone currently living with a partner they want to dump but don’t want to break the lease. Also who are weddings for??? Asking for a friend.

Can you BANG a priest? We asked a friend who tried & the outcome was hilarious. If you’ve ever wondered where does one find a hot priest, what kind of dates can you go on & is sex even on the table - then tune in to find out! Thank you Sotia, our first female guest and our most fearless one yet for joining us!

We run through all the dating trends that emerged during lockdown in the hopes that we will never have to hear them AGAIN. Hooray flattening the curve!