OFFNONN EP-11

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Standings Breakdown

Spurs/ Rockets Double OT Thriller Harden W/ 50.

Heat/Toronto OT Heat Win lead by Jimmy Buckets.

Whose the Best Team in the league as we approach Christmas?

Mil(18-3), Lal(17-3), Tor(15-4), Den(13-3), Mia(14-5), Bos(14-5), Lac(15-6).

OFFCOURT

Top 10 Tips to Keep Ur Car Safe this Winter

Peloton Ad Ridiculousness

Biggest Celebrity Feuds of 2019

OFFNONN EP -10

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STANDINGS BREAKDOWN

Embiid 0 Points

Giannis 50 & 14 w/ 0 TO

Nets back after Kyrie Sits

Current State of the NBA

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING

ONNCOURT EP 9

STANDINGS BREAKDOWN

Spurs losing streak

New NBA format ‼️‼️

Luka MVP STATUS

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UNVACCINATED CHILD MUST LEAVE SCHOOL OR FILE FOR RELIGIOUS REASONS

MAN ACCUSED OF ATTACKING HIS GF KILLS HER WHEN RELEASED ON BAIL

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STANDING Breakdown

Kawhi continues to miss games after PG returns

King James continues to lead the Lakers to the top seed.

James Harden going crazy dropping 40 point games Luke it’s he 90’s

MELO IS BACK, tough outting tho

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KAPS NEVER COMING BACK

Arizona jury rules for nearly half of plaintiffs against 'human chop shop'

OFFNONN EP-7

ONNCOURT

STANDINGS BREAKDOWN

MELO IS BACK

CELTICS HOT START

NETS ONLY HAVE 1 WIN MORE THAN KNICKS

WIGGINS RANDOM EITE PLAY.

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KAP GETS NFL OFFICIATED TRYOUT

MILES GARRETT SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY

3 INDIANA JUDGES SUSPENDED AFTER NIGHT OUT AT STRIP CLUB

TEXAS PAROLE BOARD RECOMMENDS DELAYING RODNEY REED EXECUTION

ARIZONA SHERIFFS DEPUTY TACKLES 15 YEAR OLD BOY WITH NO ARMS OR LEGS

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Standings breakdown

Knicks B.S

Dion Waiters Edible panic attack -He will lose large bonus payment after suspensions for conduct detrimental to the team.

Gordon Hayward Out 6-8 weeks following surgery

Toronto v Clippers

Giannis rips jersey and breaks board following missed free throws averaging 35 n 15 boards

Friday Night Recap

Steph Curry responds to MJ

Warriors have the worst record in the nba - time to tank?

Harden averaging 37 ppg in the first 10 games

Warriors are 2-9

Tune sat for Rockets v Clippers, nets v nuggets.

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THE JOKER REVIEW

SAN DIEGO STATE UNIVERSITY SUSPENDS AT 14 fraternities affecting 1400 students.

AB nonsense concludes

Man detained for eating sandwich on platform.

OVERVIEW & PURPOSE

WHHATS GOING ON HOW U DOINN ? HOW YOU LIVING. THIS IS OFFNONN N I AM UR HOST SILVER SMUV BRINGING U ALL THINGS TRENDING OFFNONN THE COURT. MUTHAFUCKIN KAWHI LEONARD. THAT DUDE DECIDED TO NOT PLAY AGAINST THE MUTHALOVING BUCKS. THE CLIPPERS DECIDED TO REST HIS ASS AGAISNT ONE OF THE TOP TEAMS IN THE EAST IN ORDER TO PLAY THE TRAILBLAZERS. WHAT THE HELL. HOW U GONNA SIT HIM FOR THE BUCKS BUT LET HIM PLAY THE BLAZERS. O SHIT IMA KILL THIS DUDE LATER ON. LOAD MANAGEMENT IS NASTY. I USED TO THINK FOOLS HAD TO PLAY ALL 82 BUT I’VE NOW REALIZED HOW IMPRESSIVE IT IS FOR ATHLETES TO STAY HEALTHY ALL SEASON. Ding,ding,ding, Wolves and the sixers, duked it out wednesday as BOTH 3-0 teams went at it. The fight may have been the most interesting part OF THAT GAME since 76ers demolished wolves 117-95. Mavs and nuggets looked like a post season trailer for what’s to come for both teams. The unicorn and the joker went at, it, tho It was maxi Kleber coming off the bench, dropping a team high 14 points and a clutch block. Done by commitee mavs pulled off the 109-106 win. Rockets and wizards went at it in a game of who could play, the worse defense. Harden dropped 59 points while Beal added 46 leading to an ending score of 158-159 Rockets. Celtics beat bucks 116-105, behind Kemba walkers late back to back to back pull up jumpers. Giannis poured in 22 & 14 in a very frustrating game. Bulls continue to shit the bed losing 117-111 to the Cavs. Bulls 1-4 disappointing start to the season only makes me think about how terrible they are at execution. Close games lost by 1-5 separate champions from the rest. Speaking of champions, Steph curry suffered a broken left hand Wednesday night going against the Suns. The warriors struggles continue, and there is no end in sight. AD CAME UP BIG DROPPING A 40 & 20 game. IT WAS ON THE HORNETS BUT HIS TALENTS DISPLAYED EXCELLENCE, AND FURTHER LAMENTS THE REASON THE LAKERS TRADED FOR THE SUPERSTAR. KICKIN IT OFFCOURT, CHARGES DROPPED against teacher seen on video punching student who called him racial slur. POPEYES IS BACK, THE MUTHALOVING CHICKEN SANDWICH HAS TURNED THE WORLD UPSIDE DOWN. FOR SOME CHICKEN PEOPLE HAVE BEEN LOSING IT. DOWN BY MY WAY IN MARYLAND A MAN WAS STABBED IN THE PARKING LOT OF A POPEYES. IN OTHER POPEYES STORES FOOLS IS GETTING STOMPED OUT. NOW THIS OLD WHITE FOOL THOUGHT IT BE BEST TO USE THE N-WORD REPEATEDLY WITHOUT HESITATION. SO YOU KNOW WHAT THE NIGGAS DID,,,,,,THE WHOPPED HIS ASS. HE GOT MOLLY WAPPED, BOY I LOVE MY PEOPLE.

YERRR, WHATS GOING ON HOW YOU DOIN, HOW YOU LIVING, THIS IS EPISODE 4 OF OFFNONN, I AM YOUR HOST SILVER SMUV, BRINGING YOU ALL THINGS TRENDING OFFNONN THE COURT. THE OPENING WEEK OF THE 2020 NBA SEASON IS OVER. EXPECTED TEAMS REMAIN AT THE TOP OF THE LEADERBOARDS, THOUGH SOME TEAMS ARE LEFT OUTSIDE LOOKING IN. TOUGH STARTS FOR SOME TEAMS GOING 1-2, AND SOME BREAKING EVEN AT 2-2. WE’RE LEFT WITH 4 TEAMS STILL 3-0. KEEP UP TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE. KYRIES HEROICS WENT UNSEEN VS THE MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES. JA MORANT CAME UP BIG AS HIS BREAKOUT GAME,  LEAD TO THE BIG WIN OVER THE NETS. RUSSELL WESTBROOK PLAYED AGAINST HIS OLD TEAM IN OKC WEN THEY VISTED ROCKETS MONDAY NIGHT. HARDEN EXPLODED FOR A 40 PIECE WHILE RUSSELL ALMOST CAPPED OF THE WIN WITH A TRIPLE DOUBLE. PAT BEVERLEY’S BEEN A TRASH TALKER BUT DOES HE REALLY HAVE THE NEXT FIVE YEARS ON STEPH CURRY. WARRIORS HAVENT LOOKED RIGHT IN A MINUTE BUT WERE ABLE TO GET THEIR FIRST WIN OF THE SEASON OVER THE PELICANS. KICKIN IT OFFCOURT AN ELECTED OFFICAL IN ARIZONA WAS SUSPENDED MONDAY AFTER HE WAS CHARGED WITH RUNNING A HUMAN SMUGGLING SCHEME. NASTY STUFF AND IF HE DID DO IT, THROW HIM AWAY. ALSO IN NASTY NEWS AN INMATE CONVICTED OF RAPE WAS ACCIDENTLY RELEASED. SHEESHH, HOW THEY HELL YOU ACCIDENTLY LET OUT A RAPIST. MOVING ON GENDER REVEAL PARTIES, FIRST OFF WTF IS A GENDER REVEAL PARTY? U WANT ME TO COME THRU JUST TO FIND OUT THE GENDER OF A BABY, REALLY. U KNOW THE LIL NIGGA MAY CHANGE THAT SHIT, LOOK ALL IM SAYING, IS I DONT WANT TO GO TO ANYBODIES GENDER REVEAL PARTY, PEOPLE GO ABOVE AND BEYOND WHICH LEADS ME TO THE HOMEMADE DEVICE THAT WAS MADE TO ANNOUNCE A BABY’S GENDER WHICH ENDED UP KILLING A RELATIVE WHO WAS STANDING 14 METERS AWAY WHEN THE DEVICE EXPLODED. NEVER INVITE ME TO THESE SHITTS PLEASE. THE NBA-CHINA CONTROVERSY I THOUGHT WAS OVER WAS REIGNITED WHEN SHAQ DIESEL, GAVE HIS THOUGHTS ON THE MATTER. LASTLY CALIFORNIA WILDFIRES CONTINUE TO DECIMATE LIVES, AS PEOPLE GATHER THEIR THINGS AND LOOK FOR SHELTER. As always don’t forget to Like, Share and Subscribe to @REALOFFNONN and throw up ur CCC’s- Comments, Concerns or Critiques.

YERRR, WHATS GOING ON HOW YOU DOIN, HOW YOU LIVING, THIS IS EPISODE 3 OF OFFNONN, I AM YOUR HOST SILVER SMUV, BRINGING YOU ALL THINGS TRENDING OFFNONN THE COURT. I AM SHOCKED, CLIPPERS LOSE TO WHO, THE SUNS, THE HELL ? BUCKS LOST TO MIAMI AT HOME AND KYRIE KNOCKS DOWN THE GO- AHEAD GAME WINNER A GAME TO LATE. TREY YOUNG AND LUKA DONCIC STARTING OUT HOT. SEEMS THERE IS NO SOPHOMORE SLUMP IN SIGHT. SUNS MIGHT ACCIDENTLY BE THE HOTTEST TEAM RIGHT NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF THEY MEAN TO WIN BUT THEY NEARLY BEAT DENVER AS WELL. THE WEST IS IN FOR A SURPRISE IF THE SUNS ARENT PLANNING ON TANKING THIS YEAR. LIKEWISE THE HAWKS. TREY YOUNG HAS TAKEN IT UPON HIMSELF TO LEAD THE HAWKS TO WINS OVER ORLANDO, AND PISTONS, TWO TEAMS I DONT RESPECTBUT NEVERTHELESS GOT THE DUB.\ HOW WILL THE TANK TEAMS FUCK UP THE SEASON FOR THE CONTENDERS? DEVIN BOOKER SCORED 16 OR HIS 30 IN THE 4TH QUARTER IN AN IMPRESSIVE WIN OVER THE CLIPPERS. BUT WHY WAS KAWHI MISSING FROM THE 4TH. HE WAS GON FOR A STINT THAT MAY HAVE HAD THEM WINNING, HAAD HE NOT HIT THE BENCH. HEAT SHOWING UP AND SHOWING OUT, TYLER HERRO IS LOOKING LIKE THE ROY WITH ZION ON THE SIDELINES. WILL HE WIN IT? And LASTLY THE GOLDEN STATE DECLINE- HAS THE CHAMPIONSHIP ERA FOR THE WARRIORS CLOSED? STAY TUNED- MOVING OFFCOURT WE’LL GET INTO THE New Mexico Officer WHO Resigned  after A  Troubling Video Surfaced of Him Manhandling AN 11-Year-Old Black Girl Over Cafeteria Milk. AMAZON- GOOD OLD AMAZON WELL YOUR PRACTICES MAY NEED TO BE REVISED AFTER Billy Foister died last month after a heart attack at work. The incident was just one in a series of recent accidents and fatalities. PUSHING ON Police Arrest Motorcyclist Who Led High-Speed Chase And Went Home Thinking He Escaped. As always don’t forget to Like, Share and Subscribe to @REALOFFNONN and throw up ur CCC’s- Comments, Concerns or Critiques.

YERRR, WHATS GOING ON HOW YOU DOIN, HOW YOU LIVING, THIS IS EPISODE 5 OF OFFNONN, I AM YOUR HOST SILVER SMUV, BRINGING YOU ALL THINGS TRENDING OFFNONN THE COURT. (Let’s get ready to rumble) Wolves and the sixers, duked it out Wednesday as BOTH 3-0 teams went at it. The fight may have been the most interesting part OF THAT GAME since 76ers demolished wolves 117-95. Mavs and nuggets looked like a post season trailer for what’s to come for both teams. The unicorn and the joker went at, it, though It was maxi Kleber coming off the bench, dropping a team high 14 points and a clutch block. Done by committee mavs pulled off the 109-106 win. Rockets and wizards went at it in a game of who could play, the worse defense. Harden dropped 59 points while Beal added 46 leading to an ending score of 158-159 Rockets. Celtics beat bucks 116-105, behind Kemba walkers late back to back to back pull up jumpers. Giannis poured in 22 & 14 in a very frustrating game. Bulls continue to shit the bed losing 117-111 to the Cavs. Bulls 1-4  disappointing start to the season only makes me think about how terrible they are at execution. Close games lost by 1-5 separate champions from the rest. Speaking of champions, Steph curry suffered a broken left hand Wednesday night going against the Suns. The warriors struggles continue, and there is no end in sight. AD CAME UP BIG DROPPING A 40 & 20 game. IT WAS ON THE HORNETS BUT HIS TALENTS DISPLAYED EXCELLENCE, AND FURTHER LAMENTS THE REASON THE LAKERS TRADED FOR THE SUPERSTAR. KICKIN IT OFFCOURT, CHARGES DROPPED against teacher seen on video punching student who called him racial slur. OH HAPPY DAYS, BOY ITS A GOOD DAY WEN A BROTHA DONT GOTTA GO TO JAIL OVER AN ASS WHOPPIN THAT WAS CALLED FOR. HEY I DONT CONDONE VIOLENCE BUT WHITES, YOU CANT GO AROUND CALLIN PEOPLE THE N-WORD. THATS LIKE REPEATEDLY ASKING SOMEONE TO SMACK THE ISHH OUT U, THEN BEING SUPRISED U GOT HIT. MOVING ON A MISSISSIPPI WOMEN MISSING FOR DAYS WAS FOUND AFTER SHE SPELLED OUT S.O.S WITH ROCKS, SOME THINGS DON’T SEEM REAL, DIS ONE OF EM. HOW MANY OF U COULD HAVE MADE IT STRANDED FOR DAYS, THEN HAD THE WEARWITHALL TO SPELL OUT S.O.S? THE NOW LATE, GREAT JOHN POPS WITHSPOON PASSED AT THE AGE OF 77. THE ICONIC ACTOR WHO STARRED IN SO MANY CLASSICS SUCH AS FRIDAY, WILL BE missed GREATLY. NEXT OBAMA CALLS OUT WOKE CULTURE. THANK GOD, I CANT WAIT TO SEE HOW U YA TRY TO CANCEL 44. IM WITCHU OBAMA, PEOPLE LOVE TO FEEL TRIGGERED. THAT SHIT BE TO MUCH STRESS ON ME N I GOT HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE. I HAD A THOUGHT THINKING BACK TO GENDER REVEAL PARTIES I DISCUSSED A WHILE BACK. THIS MIGHT COME BACK TO BIT ME, BUT, …… FUCCK IT, SO YA KNOW HOW NOW WE HAVE GENDER NEUTRAL EVERYTHING, APPLE HAS RELEASED THERE NEW EMOJIS THAT FEATURE GENDER NEUTRAL EVERYTHING. SO HERES MY QUESTION CAN GENDER NEUTRAL INDIVIDUALS HAVE GENDER REVEAL PARTIES? BY WAY OF THEIR THINKING, THERE ARENT LABELS SO WOULD THEY JUST BE HAVING A PARTY. SINCE NOTHINGS GETTING REVEALED? MAYBE IM CRAZY let me know wat u think, @realoffnonn, APPLE IS ALSO STARTING TO DEVELOP ITS SUBSCRIPTION PLAN, Apple would bundle hardware upgrades with services like iCloud storage or Apple TV+ content and hardware for a single monthly fee.  AND ROUNDING IT UP, THE NATIONALS WON THE WORLD SERIES. DESPITE HAVING TO RALLY MANY TIMES OVER DURING THE SERIES, THE NATS WERE ABLE TO COME AWAY WITH THE 2019 CHAMPIONSHIP IN A SUCCESSFULL GAME 7 THAT ENED 6-2. DO ME A FAVOR AND  Like, Share and Subscribe to @REALOFFNONN n  LEAVE UR REVIEW BY THROWING up ur CCC’s- Comments, Concerns AND Critiques. don't forget to tell somebody ABOUT THIS PODCAST OKAAYY.