OFMD Podfics by Littlefingies

Come What May by serpent_and_dahlia

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59291158

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: After a break up, Stede comes over to his best buddy Ed's house for a movie night. Is tonight the night that Ed finally tells him how he feels? Maybe, but expect 9,000 words of panic attack first.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Friends to Lovers, Oblivious Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach is Down Bad, brief Stede Bonnet/other, Moulin Rouge (2001) is weirdly central to the premise for some reason, No actual knowledge of Moulin Rouge (2001) needed, Mutual Pining, Idiots in Love, Getting Together 

Note from the author: Hi friends! Here we are, baby's first modern AU. Basically I was watching Moulin Rouge a while back, and the next morning I woke up to a barely legible note that I'm pretty sure says, "Ed over-identifies with Satine???" And, well, here we are. As I mentioned in the tags, no previous knowledge of Moulin Rouge should be necessary here. Enjoy! 💜

spendin' time together (watch out, don't let it get you down) by ingydar

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61717048

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Music: The Promise (Samia cover)

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: ed and stede's first breakfasts together

Tags: Breakfast, Morning Kisses, Canon Compliant, Post-Canon, Missing Scene

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A Pirate Carol by veeagainst

Rating: Teen and up audiences, creator chose not to use archive warnings

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61243303/chapters/156515560

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Cover image by xray_vex: https://bsky.app/profile/xrayvex.bsky.social

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Set immediately before the crew visits the Republic of Pirates to fence their remaining hostage - Stede has a series of dreams about his past, present, and future that lead him to one conclusion: he has to meet Blackbeard.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Era, Episode: s01e03 A Gentleman Pirate, Alternate Universe - A Christmas Carol Fusion, First Kiss

Chapter 4/5

A Pirate Carol by veeagainst

Rating: Teen and up audiences, creator chose not to use archive warnings

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61243303/chapters/156515560

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Cover image by xray_vex: https://bsky.app/profile/xrayvex.bsky.social

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Set immediately before the crew visits the Republic of Pirates to fence their remaining hostage - Stede has a series of dreams about his past, present, and future that lead him to one conclusion: he has to meet Blackbeard.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Era, Episode: s01e03 A Gentleman Pirate, Alternate Universe - A Christmas Carol Fusion, First Kiss

Chapter 3/5

A Pirate Carol by veeagainst

Rating: Teen and up audiences, creator chose not to use archive warnings

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61243303/chapters/156515560

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Cover image by xray_vex: https://bsky.app/profile/xrayvex.bsky.social

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Set immediately before the crew visits the Republic of Pirates to fence their remaining hostage - Stede has a series of dreams about his past, present, and future that lead him to one conclusion: he has to meet Blackbeard.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Era, Episode: s01e03 A Gentleman Pirate, Alternate Universe - A Christmas Carol Fusion, First Kiss

Chapter 2/5

A Pirate Carol by veeagainst

Rating: Teen and up audiences, creator chose not to use archive warnings

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61243303/chapters/156515560

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Cover image by xray_vex: https://bsky.app/profile/xrayvex.bsky.social

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Set immediately before the crew visits the Republic of Pirates to fence their remaining hostage - Stede has a series of dreams about his past, present, and future that lead him to one conclusion: he has to meet Blackbeard.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Era, Episode: s01e03 A Gentleman Pirate, Alternate Universe - A Christmas Carol Fusion, First Kiss

Chapter 1/5

A Pirate Carol by veeagainst

Rating: Teen and up audiences, creator chose not to use archive warnings

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61243303/chapters/156515560

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Cover image by xray_vex: https://bsky.app/profile/xrayvex.bsky.social

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Set immediately before the crew visits the Republic of Pirates to fence their remaining hostage - Stede has a series of dreams about his past, present, and future that lead him to one conclusion: he has to meet Blackbeard.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Era, Episode: s01e03 A Gentleman Pirate, Alternate Universe - A Christmas Carol Fusion, First Kiss

Cherry by Ingydar

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59366038

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

OFMD Holestice 2024 collection: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Holestice2024

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Trans Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Free Use, Spanking, the lightest eensiest weensiest bit of exhibitionism 

Summary: 

Stede should be praised, exalted for his restraint.

Ed is lying on the couch, tummy down, knees bent and legs crossed at the ankles. He’s got a game controller in his hands, big headphones on his head (kitty ears and all), a lollipop in his mouth, lower lip tantalizingly red.

“You fuck,” he grunts into the microphone around the candy, flexing his ankles. “You think you’re carrying?” He yanks it out of his mouth and sets it on the coffee table. “That’s fucking rich.”

There’s a Podfuckery afoot!

What would happen if a crew of Podficcers were to record the same story, each in their own style? The start and finish of the fics are all the same, but we’ve teamed up with a crew of writers to give you something a little different in the middle.

This is the Podfuckery narrated by littlefingies and written by bizarrelittlemew.

Chapter 5/8

Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Music: Cover of Linda Ronstadt's Long Long Time by Dave Neves (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlcrH4y9dAs)

Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk