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Chapter 4/8

Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Music: Cover of Linda Ronstadt's Long Long Time by Dave Neves (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlcrH4y9dAs)

Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk 

Chapter 3/8

Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Music: Cover of Linda Ronstadt's Long Long Time by Dave Neves (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlcrH4y9dAs)

Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk 

Chapter 2/8

Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Music: Cover of Linda Ronstadt's Long Long Time by Dave Neves (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlcrH4y9dAs)

Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk 

Chapter 1/8 - old version

Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Music: Cover of Linda Ronstadt's Long Long Time by Dave Neves (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlcrH4y9dAs)

Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk 

Harpsichord Lessons  by Temporal_discounting

Rating: G, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60556876

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: An exploration of Stede's developing feelings for Ed. Set shortly after season 1, episode 5.

Tags: Canon-Compliant, Post-Episode: s01e05 The Best Revenge Is Dressing Well, Developing Relationship, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, but he doesn't quite understand that yet, Stede is figuring some stuff out, Fluff, Non-Sexual Intimacy 

Chapter 3/3

Spelling it Out by LyraTalise

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Tags, content warnings, and the link to the original work are available in "Behind this track" on Soundcloud.

Summary: Stede would love to talk to his hot new neighbor Ed, but can't speak whenever he gets close. There's only one solution - witchcraft and maybe a magical pie.

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58286152/chapters/148432861

Littlefingies on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Tags: Modern Setting - AU, fast burn, fluff & smut, Magical Realism, Spells & Enchantments, Pie, Neighbors, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Gender Fuckery, Kink Discovery, Light daddy kink, Under-negotiated Kink, Oblivious Stede Bonnet, ed teach in a dress, non-consensual potentially magic pie eating

CW: As tagged, Stede makes a potentially magical pie intended to boost confidence/self-love which Ed eats.

Chapter 2/5

Spelling it Out by LyraTalise

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Tags, content warnings, and the link to the original work are available in "Behind this track" on Soundcloud.

Summary: Stede would love to talk to his hot new neighbor Ed, but can't speak whenever he gets close. There's only one solution - witchcraft and maybe a magical pie.

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58286152/chapters/148432861

Littlefingies on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Tags: Modern Setting - AU, fast burn, fluff & smut, Magical Realism, Spells & Enchantments, Pie, Neighbors, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Gender Fuckery, Kink Discovery, Light daddy kink, Under-negotiated Kink, Oblivious Stede Bonnet, ed teach in a dress, non-consensual potentially magic pie eating

CW: As tagged, Stede makes a potentially magical pie intended to boost confidence/self-love which Ed eats.

Chapter 1/3

Spelling it Out by LyraTalise

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Tags, content warnings, and the link to the original work are available in "Behind this track" on Soundcloud.

Summary: Stede would love to talk to his hot new neighbor Ed, but can't speak whenever he gets close. There's only one solution - witchcraft and maybe a magical pie.

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58286152/chapters/148432861

Littlefingies on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Tags: Modern Setting - AU, fast burn, fluff & smut, Magical Realism, Spells & Enchantments, Pie, Neighbors, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Gender Fuckery, Kink Discovery, Light daddy kink, Under-negotiated Kink, Oblivious Stede Bonnet, ed teach in a dress, non-consensual potentially magic pie eating

CW: As tagged, Stede makes a potentially magical pie intended to boost confidence/self-love which Ed eats.

Easy-Peasy, Pudding and Fucking Pie by What_Accountants_Do

Rating: T, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57994408

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Ed heads out to Roach's cafe on a Friday night for a slice of pie. He meets one of Roach's friends who fled there to recover from a bad first date.

Tags: Meet-Cute, Fluff, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, love in a cafe, Bad First Date, But Ed is there to pick up the pieces, Our Flag Means Death Happiness Happens Event, Not Beta Read 

Now You Get To Say That To Me by veeagainst

Rating: E, creator chose not to use archive warnings

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59319115

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: After Izzy dies, Stede comforts Ed. A glimpse into a moment elided by canon.

Tags: Episode: s02e08 Mermen, Missing Scene, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Hurt/Comfort, Tender Sex, Anal Sex, Grief/Mourning