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January 03, 2026 Get paid to Blog on Blurt and Base
Music and Math …
Coffee’s cold
Deadline gone
Typing like a raccoon
That found the “on”
Got my slippers on the table
And my cat on the keys
Every weird thought I’m thinking
Turns to digital fees
[Chorus]
I get paid to ramble, baby
Turn my brain into a stream
Blurt.blog blues and a BASE chain dream
Click that post, I’m grinning lazy
Art, film, photos in the glow
Blurt and coin in my tip jar flow
[Verse 2]
Took a selfie of my breakfast
Called it “abstract carb couture”
Shot a ten‑second hallway movie
Called it “late‑capitalist door”
Dropped a doodle of a potato
With a cape and a crown
Woke up to shiny little numbers
Saying, “King, write it down”
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[low vocal register]
Ether in my inbox
Bits in my hat
Blurt in my pocket
I can groove with that
[spoken, mock-serious]
“Sir, what do you do?”
[back to singing]
I just laugh and say
I shout into the ether, son
And the ether likes to pay
[Verse 3]
Got a slideshow of my laundry
Called it “textile memory lane”
Zoomed‑in grainy parking ticket
Named it “modern civic pain”
Friends ask, “Is this a living?”
I say, “Man, it’s a vibe”
If joy had a paycheck punch card
This is how I’d clock my time
[Chorus]
[Outro]
[growled baritone with big vibrato]
So raise that mug, that glass, that cup
Post it upside down, close‑up
If life’s a joke, hit “share,” not “save”
Laugh all the way to the blockchain, babe
[horns hit]
I get paid to live my days
One weird upload at a time
...more
4min
January 02, 2026 Blurt.media Blues Radio : Get paid to blog on Blurt.blog
Woke up late
Coffee cold, socks don’t match
Opened my screen
Turned chaos into cash
I rant, I rave, I overshare
Internet stare, digital lair
[Chorus]
I get paid to blurt the blues
Click-clack keys and a crooked muse
Post that pic, that half-baked thought
Art so weird it can’t be bought
I get paid to blurt the blues
Laughin’ while the numbers move
[Verse 2]
Scroll that feed
See my face between cat memes
One bad poem
Now bankrollin’ my wild dreams
Snapshots of my broken chair
Somehow folks just stop and stare
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
On Blurt I drop my midnight rants
On Base I dance in pixel pants (oh yeah)
Earnin’ little glowing coins
Shakin’ this old skeleton joint
Art and film and frames I catch
Turn each laugh into a stack
[Chorus]
...more
4min
January 02, 2026 Blurt.media Blues Radio - Paid to Blurt
Woke up late
Coffee cold, socks don’t match
Opened my screen
Turned chaos into cash
I rant, I rave, I overshare
Internet stare, digital lair
[Chorus]
I get paid to blurt the blues
Click-clack keys and a crooked muse
Post that pic, that half-baked thought
Art so weird it can’t be bought
I get paid to blurt the blues
Laughin’ while the numbers move
[Verse 2]
Scroll that feed
See my face between cat memes
One bad poem
Now bankrollin’ my wild dreams
Snapshots of my broken chair
Somehow folks just stop and stare
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
On Blurt I drop my midnight rants
On Base I dance in pixel pants (oh yeah)
Earnin’ little glowing coins
Shakin’ this old skeleton joint
Art and film and frames I catch
Turn each laugh into a stack
...more
3min
December 31, 2025 Happy New Year, you Beautiful Weirdos
[Intro]
[low vocal register, half-spoken]
Well I polished up my hopes
Kicked my fears off the couch
Got my lucky socks on backward
Time to start this year loud
[Verse 1]
Last year I tried a juice cleanse
Made it almost half a hour
Joined a gym, waved at the treadmill
From the snack bar like a coward
Banjo ringing like it knows
Every promise that I blew
[harmonica chuckle]
Out with the old
Please take that mess with you
[Chorus]
Happy New Year, you beautiful weirdos
Raise your coffee, your tea, your cheap champagne
Healthy, happy, more-than-pocket-change heroes
Prosperous on purpose, dancing in the rain
Out with the old, in with the new
I’m sending this baritone blessing to you
[Verse 2]
Fiddle saws my bad decisions
Accordion sighs “mon dieu”
I’m deleting all my doom-scrolls
And my ex’s Netflix too (oops)
Gonna floss my teeth on weekdays
Call my mama when I should
Out with the grudge
In with the greater good
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[call-and-response, crowd shouts in caps]
Who wants joy? — I DO
Who wants sleep? — ME TOO
Who wants love that fits like sweatpants?
— YES PLEASE, AND SNACKS TOO
We’ll gain wisdom, not more clutter
Let the past year hit the road
Harmonica laughs, fiddle flutters
As we drop that heavy load [crescendo]
[Chorus]
Cover image for New Year Resolutions
Cowritten with Suno
...more
4min
December 30, 2025 Blurt.media Blues Radio - Bigfoot Banjo
First snow crunch on the old pine track
Coffee in a tin cup
Flannel on my back
Pluck two strings
Hear a tree branch snap
Here comes Bigfoot
Barefoot
Baseball cap
[Verse 2]
He ducks that beam in the logfront door
Mud on the rug
Fur on the floor
Says
"You start pickin'
I’ll stomp the time"
Voice so low it shakes my clothesline
[Chorus]
Bigfoot at the banjo shack
Hairy hands smacking that backbeat thwack
Every time I hit that twangy run
He comes lumbering in to steal my fun
Bigfoot at the banjo shack
Grinning with a toothpick and a canvas pack
If I start to strum
He’s on his way
Guess I found a jam mate today
[Verse 3]
[low vocal register]
He don’t talk much
But he sure can howl
Sings three notes
Makes the coyotes bow
I pass him a jar
He sniffs
Says “Fine”
Takes one sip
Starts keeping perfect time
[Verse 4]
Fiddle on the mantle
He grabs the bow
Sawing out scales like a circus show
I bend some notes on the wheezy reeds
He does a little two-step on his giant feet
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[call-and-response]
I say
“Buddy
You’re a legend”
(He says, “Keep it down”)
“Folks been hunting you for ages”
(“They ain’t found this town”)
I say
“Why you always show when I play that tune?”
He shrugs
“’Cause that backwoods bounce makes the spruce trees swoon”
[Verse 5]
We swing from a lonesome hillbilly line
Into crooked scales
All twist and wind
I hit that fast run
He yells
“Oy vey!”
Then spins like a dreidel in a stack of hay
[Chorus]
[Outro]
[guitar solo] (banjo takes it)
Fiddle screams high
Harmonica moans low
Boots and big feet thump in a row
If you hear strange laughs in the midnight air
It’s just me and old Bigfoot
Picking up there
At the banjo shack
Way off the map
Come and clap
If you can find the track
...more
4min
December 30, 2025 Blurt.media Blues Radio : Bigfoot Duplex
Deep snow
Slow road
Little log cabin
Way off the map, oh Lord
[Verse 1]
Got a woodstove coughin'
Coffee in a tin cup
Solar panel sunburned
Still, it mostly shows up
Wi-Fi's just a rumor
Mailbox is a stump
UPS gave up on me
Left my package in a snowdrift bump
[Chorus]
I got Bigfoot livin' in the duplex, baby (yeah he do)
Shares my wall and steals my stew
He pays the rent in rabbit tracks and firewood
Up here off the grid
Life is strangely good
[Verse 2]
[low vocal register] Woke up to footprints
Big as my banjo case
He was shovelin' my front step
With a grin on his fuzzy face
He said, "Neighbor, got some moose meat"
Voice like gravel and a choir
We cooked it in a cast iron
Jazz shuffle cracklin' on the fire
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[whispered vocals] Knock knock, who's there?
[normal voice] Just a seven-foot roommate
In a flannel onesie, hummin'
Chewin' on a license plate
He don't like city people
Says they smell like gasoline
I said, "Buddy, pass that cornbread"
We clinked mugs of tangerine moonbeam
[Chorus]
[Outro]
[guitar solo]
[brass vamp][crescendo]
Snow fallin' sideways
Cabin windows glowin' gold
Two weird neighbors in the nowhere
Gettin' good and old
...more
5min
December 30, 2025 Blurt.media Blues Radio : Bigfoot Blues
Built me a cabin
Way past the last road sign
Chopped my own morning
Out of that frozen pine
Kerosene coffee
Boiling on a one-ring flame
If the mailman ever finds me
He’s gonna forget my name
[Chorus]
I’m off the grid, but not alone up here
Bigfoot’s borrowing sugar and beer
He’s got my tools, my tarp, my lawn chair too
I’m off the grid
But he’s on my fuse
Yeah, Bigfoot lives next door
With a better view
[Verse 2]
Snow to the window
Ice in my Sunday stew
Banjo by the woodstove
Playing to a caribou
[call-and-response brass riff]
He taps on the back wall
Size twenty-seven clumsy knock
Says, “Buddy, your satellite’s blinking
Can I steal some of that talk?”
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[low vocal register]
He’s got a compost heap for a mattress
Solar panels nailed to a spruce
Wears flannel made of moss and sadness
Smells like coffee, smoke, and juice
[fiddle and accordion duet]
He’s trading footprints
For firewood and beans
Leaves me thank-you notes in birch bark
Spelled in evergreens (oh yeah)
...more
4min
December 29, 2025 Blurt.media Blues Radio : Bigfoot lives next door
Woke up, wood stove coughin'
Mustache full of frost
Coffee in a chipped blue mug
Feelin' found, a little lost
Solar panel half-asleep
Moose tracks by my door
And a very large shadow
On the snow‑packed forest floor
[Chorus]
I'm livin' off the grid up north
Where the mail truck don't come 'round
Neighbors ain't on Facebook
They just shake the frozen ground
Yeah, I'm livin' off the grid up north
Where the wind sings through the pines
And I'm pretty sure that Bigfoot lives next door
Payin' rent in subtle signs
[Verse 2]
[low vocal register] Heard him late one Sunday
Playin' trombone way off key
[/low vocal register]
Accordion on the doorstep
Playin' back in 5/4 swing to me
Found a giant flannel shirt
Hangin' on my clothesline rope
Size “prehistoric lumberjack”
Smelled like campfire and hope
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[whispered vocals] I borrowed sugar, he brought honey
[/whispered vocals]
We bartered canned beans for jokes
He fixed my busted chimney
With two logs and three oak spokes
We don’t talk about the footprints
He don’t mention that I snore
[horns hit] We just nod across the tree line
Like, “Howdy, mythic herbivore”
...more
5min
December 28, 2025 Snowbank Shuffle
Got a mailbox made of moose antlers
Front door’s just a curtain of flannel
Wi‑Fi’s buried under six feet of winter
And my neighbor is a cranky old caribou
Coffee’s boiling in a dented tin kettle
Snowshoes parked like Sunday shoes
I pay my taxes in pickled beets and firewood
And the government still can’t find my driveway
[Chorus]
I’m off the grid
Up where the cold gets louder
Doing that snowbank shuffle, baby
In my hand‑knit, half‑wit winter coat
I’m off the grid
Waving at the northern powder
If you can read this, darling
You’re too close to my goat
[Verse 2]
Plow truck’s stuck in July from last season
Outhouse door got a built‑in wind chime
Moose tracks running through my backyard kitchen
They signed the guest book, didn’t leave a dime
I got canned beans labeled “maybe peaches”
And a calendar stuck on June
[deep baritone] But my accordion sings the blues in February
While the horn section argues out of tune (oh yeah)
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[call‑and‑response with horns]
I got one long john, two lost gloves
—[horn hits] bah‑bah‑BAH
Solar panel wearing ten hats of snow
—[horn slide] waaaah
If the lights come on, I holler “who paid the bill?”
Then remember it’s just the aurora on patrol
[slow vibrato] So I toast this frozen paradise with lukewarm cocoa
And a trombone trying to warm up my soul
...more
5min
December 23, 2025 Blurt.media Christmas Radio - Born in Bethlehem
[Intro]
[low vocal register]
ክብር ለእግዚአብሔር
Glory to God on high
תֻּשְבְּחָא לָאֱלָהָא
A light has come tonight
[Verse 1]
[soft flute joins]
በተልሕም ማእከል ሌሊት
In Bethlehem’s small streets at night
ብርሃን በጨለማ ይብራ
A flame in the dark takes flight
יָלִיד יַוְמָא ܒܒܝܬ ܠܚܡ
Born this day in Bethlehem
Jesus, Yeshua, king of all we are
[Chorus]
[crescendo, handclaps, call-and-response]
እምብርሃን መልእክት መጣ
A light has come, a light has come
ܢְהוֹרָא אֲתָא ܠְעָלְמָא
Shining over every land
Glory to God, ክብር ለእግዚአብሔር
Jesus, Yeshua, Son of Man
King of the universe, born in our hands
[Verse 2]
[clarinet and flute answer vocal phrases]
ሕፃን በምስጢር ድምጽ ይቃኛል
A child cries soft in a borrowed room
[whispered vocals] straw and stars, quiet perfume
ܒַרֲנָשָׁא ܘܐֱלָהָא ܚַד
Son of Man and God as one
Creator lying under moon and sun
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[deep percussion, swung feel]
እሱ መንግሥተ ሰማይ ያስቀርብ
He brings the kingdom near
Fear melts from every heart
ܝֵשׁוּעַ ܡַלְכָּא ܕְכֹלֵּה עָלְמָא
Yeshua, king of all the worlds
We dance in the dust, where the story starts
...more
4min

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The podcast currently has 733 episodes available.