We're back!!! Our only promise is to stop promising regular scheduling, we're not just letting ourselves down, we're letting you down.

Returning to our familiar format for this episode but not before we share our thoughts on the Year of the Firehorse and the Beckham drama because yes, we're topical and timely

See you soon xoxo

Yeah we get it, we have been gone for ages! But you're lucky to get this ep we recorded in June where we look how the year is going so far. Enjoy!

Welcome to season two!!!

We're proud to say this ascension day we've ascended to new audio heights (read: both mics worked all episode)

On our first episode back we discuss consistency versus excitement, a girl with a kooky earring and how whatsapp groups can feel like second jobs.

Back on our inconsistent schedule for episode 18!!

Listen in for our best audio yet, bank transfers gone awry, animals on the bed and Charlie’s hot takes on springtime xo  

In the second half of this episode we return to our famous 'Dutch-splain me' segment. The biggest question of the moment: 'Is it ok to eat on public transport?' and Poppy talks about her obsession with Hula-Hoops. And what are our thoughts on gut health?

Happy new year everyone! We are easing into the year with a loosey goosey episode where we muse on what the new year holds for us and how many books Poppy can cram in (a shockingly ambitious target it turns out).

Part 2 out tomorrow!

Keeping you all on your toes with v.irregular programming, it's our second November episode!

We provide advice for a live parcel thief situation this week and consider the rollercoaster which is a queer, corporate quadrangle. Dutchsplain me includes the rise in tiny clown cars and the importance of overcoming cringe to grow, we are truly made of multitudes.

Get tickets for God Save the Queers (and a chance to see a mini Oh Echt live!) : https://cinetol.stager.co/web/tickets/111423948

Donate to BAPs Fundraiser for grassroots, mutual aid organisations in Lebanon & Gaza here: https://www.gofundme.com/f/baps-fundraiser

What a treat for you this Friday! We are back with yet more advice and gossip - we dive into the frightening events that took place in Amsterdam with the police then tackle sleeping with your boss and also the amazing drug that is PEP.

Get into it!

Back after a (temporary) hiatus for our longest episode yet.

We discuss both contemporary and historical celebrity gossip stories and reflect on how they have shaped us into the people (and podcasters) we are today. Plus we discuss one of the truly pressing questions of our times, where have all the limos gone?

Today we deal with the change of seasons, what to do about a less than friendly neighbour and what happens when you end up in the wrong bed.... Plus stay tuned for more musings on where the brat discourse has gone wrong and what we think of 'good' books.

Get tickets to Charlie's next drag show 'God Save the Queers' on 4th October at Cinetol, Amsterdam: https://cinetol.stager.co/web/tickets/111448639