Oh, I Haven't Seen That

Hello everyone! This week we watched the classic rom-com Overboard, and joining us is our very first guest: Emma Tobias! Also featured: discussions of Goldie Hawn's fashion, Kurt Russell's bad parenting, and a very terrifying salt lamp story. Thanks for listening!

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Hi! Let me start out by saying, with complete sincerity, thank you so much for being a subscriber/listener/person who pays any attention to us at all. This week we watched a movie called Damsels in Distress, which turned out to be a much more fitting title for how this movie made us feel than what actually happened in the movie itself. Guys, it was torture. We had nothing to say and everything just fell apart. But instead of scrapping it altogether, we are presenting you with this bizarro highlight reel of the conversation we did have. Some of it is even about the movie! We discussed ASMR, tattoos, Twitch streaming, and more. Also at one point there was loud music blaring outside Emily's place - most of that got edited out but it's mentioned once or twice so here's your context for that.

Also featured is a lot more of our theme song, which is from Jamendo and called 80s Retro Synth Rock by Rogerthat.

FAIR WARNING - a lot of this is pretty NSFW, so act accordingly if you don't want other people overhearing you listen to a conversation about anal (it's related to the movie, we weren't just trying to be ~edgy~)

Again, thank you so much for putting up with us. We love you.

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also since we mentioned it, here is my (Sarah's) twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/icejane

This week we watched Interview with the Vampire, a movie about two gay vampire dads struggling to raise their rebellious vampire daughter. Other stuff happens here and there but it's mostly about that. Also everyone has weird fingernails.

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This week we discussed Unbreakable. Join us, won't you?

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Here's the mail, it never fails, it makes me want to wag my tail, when it comes I want to wail because this movie is a needlessly joyless slog that is about nothing and goes nowhere and has one single redeeming quality and that is that Kevin Costner looks nice in a sweater he wears at one point. I forgot to mention that in this episode but it's true. This week we suffered through a very annoying three hour movie and the good news is now you don't have to. Also, Emily has some questions about jizz. Thanks for listening!!!!

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Pour yourselves a cup of ambition, we've made it to another week. We watched 9 to 5 and I'm going to be honest, I had to cut out a lot of things we said about our real jobs in this one! Just want to be up front about that! This movie from 38 years ago is still way too relevant! (Disclaimer: neither of us have ever held anyone hostage.)

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We've made it to 20 episodes! Hooray! This week we're celebrating Shark Week by watching Jaws, a classic summer blockbuster that grossly misrepresents sharks!

Also included:

"that bitch thought I was a seal"

"turtles, get wise"

"I really hope aliens look like sharks"

Emily learning who John Williams is

Sarah ranting against toxic masculinity

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What a glorious feeling, I'm happy again to be uploading an episode when I thought it would be late. But it's not! Our new episode is about Singin' in the Rain, as well as a lot of other very unrelated tangents about our lives. Thanks for listening!

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Have you ever accidentally murdered the same person twice? Have you had a rosebush mysteriously grow overnight in your backyard after you buried a corpse out there? Are you into dudes who can ride a pony backwards? Can you light a candle with just your breath? If so, you are probably Sandra Bullock in this movie. We watched Practical Magic and had a long discussion about men who wear plaid. Join us, won't you?

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Hey everyone! Thank you for listening to our podcast. We're SO glad you're here. Especially if this is your first time ever listening to our show.

Hey.......... not to boss you around or anything, but if this IS your first time listening, then might I suggest starting with *any* of the other episodes we have available? There are 16 of them as of right now and literally any one of them would be a better introduction to our podcast than this one. Normally we talk about movies. This episode is... well, we talk to each other, so that part's the same?

Look, I don't have an explanation for what you're about to listen to. Shit's been weird. We'll be back next week with... something else. Another episode about a different movie. Hopefully. We'll see you on the other side.

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