Oh Lord Won't You Buy Me A Podcast

It’s the most predictable time of the year and like rash you just can’t clear, we’re back in time to bring cheer up your festive season. This month/year, we start some of our own conspiracy theories, question the logic of donating money to public services, and ask, FINALLY, how anyone could fail to sell bleach during a pandemic. So sit back, consume, and remember that this exists for the next hour. We’re happy to be with you, here, at the end of all things. We didn’t watch the John Lewis one.

The Festive Season is here, again, once more, what joy. Much like many of your favourite Christmas heroes, we’re back from the dead, and much like all your favourite Christmas stories, it’s the same shit all over again. Waitrose’s crappy dragon, Aldi’s saddest showman and Sainsbury’s gritty Santa reboot are all unpacked, alongside all the usual trimmings and a thrilling quiz for dessert. Duncan says ‘ehhh’ a lot, Craig pronounces things wrong, Alan indulges in crudities and Beth kickstarts Tyson Fury’s literary career.
Consume and Engage on our social media page on facebook or @ohlordpodcast on twitter.

Sainsbury’s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak5HEPpubhk
Waitrose: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7QrhfTx0nw
Aldi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T37-A2JdaEk
Lidl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U-F6N-giHg

December 24th 2019.

We're coming back.

Here's just a taste, a snifter, a morsel, a hint, a supermarket free sample handed out by a dead-eyed shelf drone, the merest waft of what's to come.

Here's the advert, it's shite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1T9mI7CBpM

Artwork by Beth

Outrage by Craig

If you're reading this, you know where to find us. You know where to find us.

We'll never ask you for money, but we will ask you for donations. Give Joe yer money, please: https://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/worthyrun

Don't watch the ads here! - https://bit.ly/2GKNp0j

Man Alive! Thee and Me, Naughty 40, Time for Fun. That’s right, we’re bingo-ing mad. This month we Turn the Screw on gambling ads and discuss the depressing lives of CG artists, the imminent singularity of betting app AI, Ray Winston’s tool, promiscuous foxes, the Animals of Farthing Wood and which Ladbrokes lad would be most likely to suffer an horrific shrapnel injury. All this and more alongside the usual moralising and diversity box ticking.

Intro music by Matthew Sharrock - https://soundcloud.com/matthew-sharrock

Other sounds: Alan / freesound.org

Artwork by Beth

#consume #engage @ohlordpodcast

Sorry not sorry this took so long. Alan was,

a) Too drunk

b) Satirising the Zeitgeist

c) A bit busy/ill/on holiday

This one's quite good actually.

6.125% of our fans suggested we put an advert playlist here, SO HERE IT IS!!1!

https://youtu.be/P-NPTZ57c-w

#consume #engage

The incredible intro/outro music was written and arranged by Matthew Sharrock. Listen to his otherwonderful tracks here: https://soundcloud.com/matthew-sharrock #exposure

We're baaack! More hosts, more adverts, more #content. Merry Christmas.

In this record-breaking tenth episode, we explore the John Lewis extended universe, present the harrowiing sequel to Sainsbury's 2014 WWI ad, question the representation of the genders in an M&S advert, and get angry about using dead orangutans to sell mince pies

Remember, if you don’t #consume, we’re all doomed.

Image credit: Tuphuggy, CC 4.0

Audio credits: Matthew Sharrock, [robinhood76, vedas, zagi2] (CC 0, freesound.org), "Russian Cheeky Soldier Voice" by Iwan Gabovitch CC. 3.0 (freesound.org)

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[SPONSORED CONTENT]

If you like this, why not share it with your friends?

OLWYBMAP will return on December 24th for SERIES 2: CONSUME HARDER.

Watch our previous episodes with the ads with our commentary at www.ohlordwontyoubuymeapodcast.xyz

Please engage with us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram (@ohlordpodcast) and force your friends to listen whenever you can!

#consume #engage #hypehypehype

[SPONSORED CONTENT]

If you like this, why not share it with your friends?

OLWYBMAP will return on December 24th for SERIES 2: CONSUME HARDER.

Watch our previous episodes with the ads with our commentary at www.ohlordwontyoubuymeapodcast.xyz

Please engage with us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram (@ohlordpodcast) and force your friends to listen whenever you can!

#consume #engage #hypehypehype

SPONSORED CONTENT]

If you like this, why not share it with your friends?

OLWYBMAP will return on December 24th for SERIES 2: CONSUME HARDER.

Watch our previous episodes with the ads with our commentary at www.ohlordwontyoubuymeapodcast.xyz

Please engage with us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram (@ohlordpodcast) and force your friends to listen whenever you can!

#consume #engage #hypehypehype