HEY EVERYONE! hope u missed me. thank u so much for all ur support on the last episodes... i have made $0 to date lol. anyway, i hope you enjoy my hot takes - pls don't take offense. ily <3

My first solo episode! I read a fanfiction that my *fans* "Jenny" and "Lucy" wrote for me. Yes it is dirty. Wattpad who??! 

My mother and I predict and reveal each others' Rice Purity Test scores (ricepuritytest.com), reveal juicy details about our private lives, and awkwardly giggle at each others' responses. 

My friend Sophie and I reveal a list of things that make our brains hurt juxtaposed with a list of things that make our fanny flutter. Next episode: August 13, 2020. 

Joined by Anastasia "Nastya" Shub, we talk about popular Internet conspiracy theories and their validity. Don't listen if you're a flat-earther. Next episode: August 6, 2020

In anticipation of One Direction's 10 Year Anniversary, Franci, Marin, and I expose ourselves with our One Direction Obsession. We play trivia, speculate, and relive the best moments in the past decade. Next episode: July 30, 2020

My 14-year-old sister Sophia and I reminisce on the childhood memories that shaped who we are today. Next episode: July 23, 2020

honestly just needed to make this to keep my rss feed up, but welcome! i will be posting podcast episodes weekly (hopefully on saturdays). i will delete this embarrassment of an episode as soon as the first on goes up.