Comrades! We must apologize profusely, circumstances beyond our control (sorta) made us miss the last 3 episodes. How can we ever make it up to you?? Chimuti ndechedu, hatisikuda kukuvhundutsai (rough translation: our stick, we don’t want scary) We bring you an episode to make up for it, and delve deep into an expert analysis of the game-changing, earth-shattering issues that you have come to expect from us, such as: what must happen if you didn’t buy the bottle? Why hasn’t Dan been a video vixen in more videos? If you are going to have champagne poured all over you, should you be wearing white? And how does one warm up sadza nemazondo?

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