Among the list of people that I talk about in this episode, I think I should've added Steven Burns from Blue's Clues and The Crocodile Hunter as two more people who just seem to bring that particular joy into the world. Also my dog Rosie does this same effect for me in my life, shout out to Rosie and I'mma actually go give her a treat right now for being such a good dog. Rosie if you didn't know is the dog in the album art for this podcast and she is 1/2 terrier and 1/2 chihuahua. I'll share more pictures of her on my social media if you want to see her. Twitter and Instagram are @nevernickbrown

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You will need "the all new fourth dimensional AirPods 11.5 XPro.s" to listen to this material.

I labored for five hours over my iPhone to create this 30-some seconds of garbage that deafens the audience every time they try to play it. I may refresh the intro music on occasion but you must know, with every refresh, comes a new wave of garbage; layers upon layers, much like a landfill, I may honestly just turn the gain up and yell Spanish conjugations into my Yeti and that could be the new intro. Anyway, here's a separated intro song so you don't have to listen to the podcast at all.

This titular 61 seconds of audio is the most important piece of thing I have ever done. It's got stuff and all that and really begins to unravel the things into stuff but before long we'll run out of things and that's what my podcast is all about.