Deryk and Jared return, after a hiatus, to talk about the life that is rapidly leaving their eyes. The two guys talk about the recent Netflix shows they watched and their views on popular serial killers. They touch on religion, circumcision, and anti-vax ideas. The measles are making a comeback and someone should be held responsible! Jared ends by talking about his recent tinder nightmare (RED FLAGS).

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Deryk and Bethany invite guests, Trevor and Jared, to talk about anything and everything. The group share their pet peeves and talk about that one guy that buys appropriately priced goods for his girlfriend, a “Sweet n’ Low Daddy, your middle-class man.” They talk about 50 Shades of Grey, fuzzy handcuffs, whips, and some more stuff right out of a bad dream. Trevor’s fun fact for this week touches on a murderous pig.

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Bethany goes and sees "King Tut's" burial and some epic ginger bread scenes. Bethany still believes in mystical creatures, Deryk doesn't buy it. They fight about their futures and how reconnecting to bluetooth when getting out of the car is horrible. Deryk and Bethany discuss Fortnite, publicity, and getting a pig nose for science. They share a secret to close this podcast.

Bethany and Deryk do a unconventional mock interview. Bethany holds the door open, Deryk makes it awkward by walking slower. Bethany finds out she can’t eat cheerio’s anymore (she prefers peach cobbler anyways) so Deryk uses the extra bowls around the house for his coffee. Deryk’s biggest flaws are made apparent in this episode, turns out he’s a huge weirdo.

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Bethany and Deryk return from an extended break. They talk about poop at McDonalds, holiday horrors, and the war on drugs. Deryk and Bethany debate their opinions of decriminalizing mushrooms and Deryk shows off his new chair made of plush pigs. Deryk finds out he’s a “Zaddy,” Bethany wonders who her “Daddy” is.

Bethany and Deryk fight over towels, forgive each other, and then talk about giving gifts for the holidays. Deryk remembers growing up on a farm and Bethany talks about getting shot with a BB gun. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

This is a special mini podcast where Deryk and Bethany briefly talk about contemporary art. What makes art good? Why is it so expensive? We love Art, so should you.

Deryk and Bethany discuss how they want to be remembered in light of Stan Lee's passing. They gamble with pumpkin spice lattes and practice speed-dating techniques. Deryk remembers the time he was rejected in High School and a roommate most foul.

Deryk and Bethany changed their local community for the better, but didn’t get a sticker. They talk about what tattoos mean and how Deryk is a unique character that balances out Bethany’s “normalness.” Beware of chess club, the most dangerous club in school.

Deryk Webb and Bethany Carden introduce their first podcast. They remember how they first met, recollect their time in Nashville meeting celebrities, and how they almost died after committing crimes.

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