Warning: yet again, this week’s episode contains RuPauls Drag Race UK spoilers…sorry

D&J are reunited to have a catch up of epic proportions (not really) and discussions range from RPDR UK to learning German to Botox to the absolute failure of the Tory government here on our island.

Comment below if you want to put us to work and have us discuss something you’re interested in or something you’d like to learn more about - the more random the better.

Thanks for sticking with us friends x

D&J

D invites mini-C on for a quick chat about TikTok, and new tricks and trends in the tween market. We’re now in month 457 of lockdown and we are BORED so cut us some slack! xx

Contains Drag Race s13 spoilers so be warned :)

Well, it’s 2021 and has anything changed? We’re in lockdown, kids home-schooling and America is imploding, so the answer to that is a resounding nah.

J joins D and our guest Duchess for a nice chunk of time, is called off for a real life responsibility, then D and D proceed to inside-joke you to death. Sorry.

Endeavouring to resume recording weekly but making no promises.

Thanks for listening and glad to be back!!

D and J (and guest Ms. Duchess)

A short rant and rave about tiers, lockdown, Maradona and frivolities…enjoy and we’ll be back to our regular programming next week x

D&J

Thought I’d give you the gift of an extra episode this week…D and her 2 friends have chatted every Saturday (since COVID) and decided to record one session for the masses :)

We had a great time (as always) and look forward to you listening and letting us know what you think - how’d it go? Feel free to ask questions below and hope you enjoy this glimpse into our long-standing friendship!

Huge thanks to Stix and Big Al for letting me record them xx

J is back this week, joining in on a conversation about Christmas activities from one end of the poles to the other. Do you celebrate the 24th or 25th? Let us know. Also let us know if you find running in any way enjoyable and if so, wtf is wrong with you? Ugh

This is a low-key episode that sounds more like one of our regular phone calls so don’t expect too much drama! Let us know what you think of it in the comments x

OG J is indisposed this evening (and due to our recent self-imposed hiatus), D decided to welcome her oldest sister onto the show to blab, reminisce, laugh at familial inside jokes and have a few drinks. Discussions range from tooth picks to disused TB sanitoriums to cheese factory mayhem.

I was a little worried that listeners would find it hard to follow along (without our 38 years of history to back up our chat) but I’m assured you can get the gist of what we’re talking about. This episode is very Vancouver/Canada heavy so if you have any questions please leave them below.

As always, thank you for listening :)

D & J (no2)

Well, we tried to nonchalantly just skip by one week without recording but got called out…sorry everyone! J’s birthday took precedence but we’re back so hold on to your hats!

Today we discuss birthdays…what we hate about them, what we love about them. We will entertain you with stories of our more memorable celebrations (both fun ones and disasters) and go into minute detail of what we expect during our festivities; take note for next year please.

If you’re in the UK please consider signing the below petition to ensure children are fed during school holidays; we are obviously living in trying times and I despair to think that some parents are unable to feed their children when they’re not in school. Those in power can be the most cruel and callous but having our voices and wishes heard is all we can do as a collective: https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/554276

Happy Halloween everyone, stay safe out there (in more ways than one) xx

Yours truly,

D&J

Hey hey y’all! We’re back with another episode; this week we’re discussing what we expected when we hauled ass to England and what we actually came face to face with. From accents to sandwiches to rehabilitating criminals…it’s all here. Then we devolve into nightmares, Armageddon (the brilliant masterpiece that is the movie btw), and D’s debilitating natural disaster anxiety. Fun! I’d like to personally thank J for planting the seed of waking to someone whispering your name in your ear mid-sleep.

We’d love for you to interact with us; we love our listeners and want to hear from you. Or, alternatively, let us know if you want to join us for a recording. You can remain anonymous if that’s your preference.

Love you all, talk next week xx

D&J

A more upbeat episode for our listeners this week! D is sorry she couldn’t quite get through the social media movie but watch it all the same. Or just binge Schitt’s Creek for the 3rd time…up to you.

J&D discuss the most virile old wives tales out there…from warnings of drowning babies in utero in the bathtub to straight hair woes, you’ll hear them all. Also, this is a Black Mirror stan account if you haven’t already guessed.

So swat that rogue fly and get to listening! If Kamala can put up with Mike Pence’s misogynistic bullshit this week then you can listen to us waffle on about absolute nonsense for 1.5 hours.

Kisses and hugs,

D&J