Today you're finally christening that old boat of yours. You've dreamed of this day for years, but alas, you've forgotten your favorite bottle for smashing. But hold on! Who's that just polishing off a Prosecco? It's Sweet & Loose! They toss you the empty bottle and start chatting about Jabba the Hutt, how to make a mountain out of a molehill, and good American baseball. This is gonna be one hell of a maiden voyage.

Follow the Sweetboy Keenan Lloyd at @sweetboy_comedy on Instagram and Twitter, and follow the Looseboy Amar Risbud @bummer_no_b on Instagram and Twitter. Let us know what you'd do: light a big ol' firework, or get some help with some hired work!

Special thanks to Ryan Lloyd and Easton Skara for the theme song. Find them at catbug and Easton on Soundcloud and Bandcamp.

Today you are absolutely stuffed with food and drink. You start to make your way towards your favorite couch to let your dirty ol' bones have a rest. But what's this? Sweet & Loose beat you to the punch. They're already busy soaking in the couch-y goodness and talking about clam chowder, gargoyles, and bruschetta. The boys scoot over so you can sit perfectly in between them. Hope you saved room for bits!

Follow the Sweetboy Keenan Lloyd at @sweetboy_comedy on Instagram and Twitter, and follow the Looseboy Amar Risbud @bummer_no_b on Instagram and Twitter. Let us know what you'd dig into: a big lobster or an ol' timey mobster!

Special thanks to Ryan Lloyd and Easton Skara for the theme song. Find them at catbug and Easton on Soundcloud and Bandcamp.