The Butt Boys Merry Christmas Mushroom Special. Eli gets so high he thinks he's on the 5th Estate. For the first time in his life, Dakota doesn't laugh at a 9/11 joke.

Dakota and Eli reminisce about school speeches, salvia, 9/11, shitting themselves, and Grandmas. This episode is sponsored by Dr. Papa Smear The Gynaecologist.

We found out that Eli’s internet is dog shit and this episode is for the porn nerds out there.

Eli talks about late night meat orders. Dakota reads an old sketch from the Butt Boys vault. This episode is sponsored by the OFFICIAL BUTT BOYS SLEEP CLINIC™.

Eli talks about his new living situation (his parent's basement) and how he might die alone there. Dakota pretends he had black friends growing up. Plus, a horny old lady calls in to the show.