OLD CASTARDS with Smith & Jones

IT'S EPISODE 22! This week, Smith and Lawson have BRAND NEW SEGMENTS! They discuss their weekends and little Aubrey's first birthday. They also talk about Pancake Day, Valentine's Day and Lent. The hosts then engage in a quiz segment called 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN?' where they test their knowledge on various topics. They share some CRAZY FACTS about 'National Tug of War Day' and CRAZY NEWS stories about Python Pants and Mummified Monkeys. This segment features two bizarre airport stories involving a man caught smuggling pythons in his pants, and another caught with mummified monkeys in his luggage. They then introduce another new segment called OLD AVERSIONS, where they discuss their mutual dislike for London. The conversation touches on the high cost of living, rude people, and the loneliness of big cities. They also mention the potential development of a theme park in Bedfordshire. The episode concludes with the 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN?' quiz answers. Trivia topics include Mrs Doubtfire, Futurama and US Presidents. Future quiz feedback would be most welcome and appreciated!

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Summary

In this episode, Smith and Jones catch up after missing a week of recording. They discuss Mark's annual company dinner and his mental health struggles. They also talk about Palworld, a video game Smith has been playing, and share some Valentine's Day facts alongside some hilarious Crazy News. The hosts discuss their Valentine's Day memories and how they celebrate the holiday now. They also announce that the 'Old Passions' segment will be coming to an end and discuss potential new segments. Finally, they play a Mr. and Mrs. quiz, answering questions about each other. In this segment, Mark and Ben answer a series of fun questions about themselves and each other. They discuss their celebrity crushes, embarrassing moments, snoring habits, and more. The conversation is filled with laughter and anecdotes, showcasing their close friendship.

Takeaways

• Taking breaks and prioritizing mental health is important
• Palworld is a game worth checking out
• Valentine's Day has interesting historical origins
• Valentine's Day celebrations can change over time and become more low-key as relationships progress.
• Creating unique and personalized experiences can make Valentine's Day memorable.
• The 'Old Passions' segment is coming to an end, and the hosts are exploring new segment ideas.
• Playing a Mr. and Mrs. quiz can be a fun way to test how well you know your partner.

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It's episode 20, and Tunny is filling in for Mr. Jones alongside Smith! This week the oldmen discuss merch, new nephews, fields, fingers, vegetables, MrBeast, Reese Witherspoon, local football teams, match experiences, family influences, Jürgen Klopp and of course, YES KOCK!

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It's episode 19! Mr. Jones is back, and this week the oldmen are joined by ZEU5BEARD as they discuss technological issues, community voted episode titles, Poo-Gate, the Liver Building, the Liver Birds, Peanut the cat, Rover the retriever, zombie movies and TV shows, Asian horror films, South Park, Podcasting vs. Streaming, "F**k, Marry, Kill" and of course, ZEUS' MASSIVE CLOCK!

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It's Episode 18, and it's a first-time episode without Jones! Jamieson "MrGnarKills" steps into the co-host hot-seat as the oldmen discuss topics including parenting, Lethal Company, dinosaur poop, third nipples, Haggis crisps, 90s TV nostalgia, Boy Meets World, dark theories, Carlos the cat, Finders Keepers, Dave Benson-Phillips, Fireman Sam and of course, TRIPLE NIPPLE CLUB!

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It's Episode 17, and it's Mark's Birthday episode! The oldmen are joined by special guest James "KitkAtkin" as they discuss Poo Gate, new offices, wasabi, moonquakes, space, Baba Vanga, mystics, twins, Formula 1, ticket prices, elite sports, brain teasers and of course our toilet is SET TO COLONOSCOPY!

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Happy New Year! It's episode 16, and IT'S THE 2023 REVIEW EPISODE where we go over the pod's analytics and insights since it's birth in August!

Smith & Jones also discuss their Christmas break, New Year plans, surprise gifts, poop, resolution abandonment, Thor the Walrus, the Titan Submersible, Barbenheimer, the FIFA Women's World Cup, a prison escape, future plans for the pod and of course, SAUSAGE-SHAPED BUT LUMPY!

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Merry Christmas! We're taking the week off, but here's a bonus episode containing the audio from Mark and Ben's Christmassy PowerWash Simulator stream last week!

PLAY ALONG! Ben reads the lyrics to a Christmas song, you have to guess the title and the artist! As always, a lot of nonsense is spoken along the way.

Safe journeys on your Christmas travels!

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It's the LIVE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! This week, the oldmen discuss ALL THINGS CHRISTMAS with their live chat! Topics include Christmas decorations from around the world, Christmas songs in space, Santa's postcode, Caga Tió, runaway reindeer, consumer spending, favourite Christmas songs, best and worst Christmas presents, favourite Christmas food and drink, Christmas TV, and Christmas traditions and fond memories.

WE ALSO ANNOUNCE THE RESULT OF OUR FIRST EVER GIVEAWAY COMPETITION!

MERRY CHRISTMAS from Smith & Jones, and all the other Oldmen!

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It's episode FOURTEEN, brought to you in association with oldmenmerch.com!

WE ARE HOSTING A GIVEAWAY THROUGHOUT DECEMBER. LISTEN FOR MORE DETAILS ON HOW TO WIN!

This week the oldmen discuss Die Hard, football stadia, animal identification, koala pee, lightning, gondolas, Canadian kangaroos, James Bond, Marvel movies, childhood toys, first jobs and of course, CONDUIT OF HEAD!

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