LISTEN You wanted the best! You got the best! Today the Old Guys don their scary kabuki make-up and talk about their love of KISS. Since their childhood in the 70s, predating even Star Wars, they think, the over-the-top rock band has been in the OG's lives. Which OG worried his father with his love of Gene Simmons? Was Gabriel-era Genesis just super mellow KISS? Did you weather the "disco" albums and "The Elder" to come back to rock on the other side? Why does OG Eric's arm hurt? Spit a little blood. Breathe a little fire. Let's rock! #wienerbrain Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: [email protected] NEW!! OLD GUYS T-SHIRTS: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

LISTEN Slip into your fur underwear and strap on your Glave. The Old Guys are jumping through the magic portal to revisit their favorite sword and sorcery movies! Get your "Hero's Journey" on and feast your quest lust!   How did DEATHSTALKER get 3 sequels? How buff was David Carradine? What's the difference between a wizard and a sorcerer? The Old Guys face their residual teen sexism about THE PRINCESS BRIDE. Finally, Frank Langella says, "you gonna eat all that scenery?" #witchbanging Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: [email protected] NEW!! OLD GUYS T-SHIRTS: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com/ and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

LISTEN In this episode, the Old Guys talk about the wallpaper of their lives, movie posters. What movie poster angered 8 year old, Eric? Should  Shawn have attacked a negligent comic book store guy?  How can you check if you need a shower during  Covid-19 isolation? Let's talk about some of the great, iconic movie posters of all time... and then slide into the unbelievable nightmare of movie posters from Ghana. The Old Guys want to see THAT version of MRS. DOUBTFIRE.  #stankyjunk Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: [email protected] OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com/ Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com  All music by E.P. Schwartz

LISTEN Happy belated birthday to us! Our paper anniversary slipped by and we missed it. Well, can you blame us? The world was going crazy. Join us while we celebrate our journey around the sun with a special extra long episode. We don't want to spoil what the deal is but... you will walk away with a brain full of stuff. Wedge! Why did Eric write his own death and return? Night Knight? Finally, who is the mysterious PHAYDE?  #phaydelives Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: [email protected] OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com/ Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com  all music by E. P. Schwartz

LISTEN Well, here we are. The Old Guys continue cautiously but undaunted by Covid-19. This episode started out at a dry run of recording remotely and turned into an actual episode. They discuss what they have been doing in quarantine and how much they both despise being naked. Chat Roulette horror stories from 2010. Accountant Mort Slenderman. Wall to wall nipples. How good is the first Spongebob movie? Smoking cartoon characters. Bottom line, wash your hands and stay safe. Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: [email protected] OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com/ Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com

LISTEN Hey! You scruffy-looking nerf herder! SPOILERS. Serious RISE OF SKYWALKER SPOILERS! Here is the second half of our Star Wars episode. In this half; what was Hammerhead's name? Find a Dooku-Free Zone. What was the purpose of the thing in the Death Star trash compactor? Do Stormtroopers poop? Jabba gets a new nickname. Island sphincter. Which part is the part you can tell was filmed on Earth? #leiatoo Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: [email protected] OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com/ Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com

LISTEN Why it took us 43 episodes to get to Star Wars, we'll never know. The Old Guys and their resident Star Wars expert, Overseer Jeff Olds, finally begin to tackle the movie that changed the world and made the OGs who they are today. From the first "spoilers" Eric ever encountered to the neighborhood douchebag that swiped Jeff's "send away only" action figure. Has love betrayed Shawn? What's in the bags?! Did Palpatine Force-force the ridiculously bad love story between Padme and Anakin? And yes... the prequels CAN be defended. The OGs and Jeff cover a lot of ground... well.. space in this episode and it's only the first half. #zuckus Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: [email protected] OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com/ Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com  (Eric does all the music for the episodes)

LISTEN GO GO OLD GUYS GO! Before ATTACK ON TITAN... there was SPEED RACER and SPECTREMAN! In the 70s and 80s, the OGs began their love affair with Japanese TV. Generally, they were heavily re-edited, re-dubbed and wonderfully silly Japanese kids shows. This episode the OGs love on all of it. Also - sparking joy and other forms of love arson. Is Eric cheating on Shawn? Sooooo many bad attempts at Japanese pronunciation. How did THE SPACE GIANTS get it on?. Shawn buffers. Was the Mach 5 better than KITT? And finally, a current Japanese game show that you won't believe really exists. #whackykaraoke Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: [email protected] OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com/ Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com

LISTEN The OGs return to their bread and butter - sci-fi & fantasy TV. After tackling the 70s - 90s last season, they finally enter the 21st century.  From network to premium to streaming... there's so much. Is it a blessing that there are only 12 episodes of FIREFLY? Full frontal STARGATE. Cylons - Team Spindly or not? How many times can the Winchesters go to hell/make a deal/be okay? Survivor butts? We cut OG Eric's full recap of LOST... be thankful. Remember, the title isn't Old Guys Who KNOW Things. So many shows talked about... so many shows left for another time. (Yes, they know).   #monkeyf***ing  #huskf***ing Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: [email protected] OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com/ Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com

LISTEN The Old Guys hear the call of the wild as they discuss their love of animals and pets they have had. OG Eric tells the most embarrassingly funny story in the history of OGWLT and one that breaks his heart. Also was Shawn goth or goth-adjacent? What happens when "Twinkie-power" replaces adrenaline in a death battle? Naming your cat something that could appear racist can lead to some awkward moments. Finally, find out which OG would go to the mat for SURVIVORMAN, Les Stroud. #suckadickforacookie Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: [email protected] OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com/ Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com