LISTEN Old Guys Who Love Things is filmed in front of a live studio audience. Okay, it's not but sitcoms are on our mind this episode. Listen, when we were kids if we weren't watching cartoons, puppets or robots... we were watching sitcoms. From I LOVE LUCY to SOAP to FRIENDS... we've watched a lot. Also - Knowledge Turds! The zen of the Dagwood Sandwich. Skylab is taking over. Lucy is in the DC Universe. BUCKAROO BANZAI isn't sitcoms and Old Guys Who List Things. With God as my witness... I thought that turkeys could fly.   Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: [email protected] OLD GUYS MERCH: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

LISTEN         The OGs are back together in the same room. Vaxxed and fabulous! They are discussing the action-comedy movies of the 80s. From BEVERLY HILLS COP to BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA to ROMANCING THE STONE to every buddy action movie they can think of. Also.. "See you, Jimmy! Mah house is paid for!" ROXANNE!! Lots of love for Charles Grodin. Chicanery! The kinds of movies atheists like. Jump that car and keep those guns a-blazin'! #octothorpe Send any questions to be answered in future episodes to [email protected] Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings  OLD GUYS MERCH: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)  

  LISTEN How did it take the OGs 91 episodes to get to the Marvel Cinematic Universe? Listen. Mistakes were made. They were both drunk. Let's not dwell on the past, it's here now. From IRON MAN to FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER, the OGs have seen it and love it all... well... almost all. Also, defending Overseer Kathleen's honor. The human body is moist and gross. Walruses. Common Ancestor Bob. Cool crying and Owen Wilson impressions. You should have gone for the head.  Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: [email protected] OLD GUYS MERCH: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

  LISTEN Take us to your leader! This time around the Old Guys welcome our new alien overlords. Actually, even if they aren't our overlords. Any aliens at all in movies, TV... any medium. The stranger the better. Alien eggs. Parasite aliens. Cute aliens. Bumpy foreheads. Rubber tentacles. Bring it on! Also, poop fix? OG Eric continues to soften on James Cameron. OG Shawn brings us to the brink of copyright infringement. A race of Forrest Gumps stumbling bass-ackward into things? And really, what's the difference - aliens and snuff films! Nanu nanu. You will be assimilated.  Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: [email protected] OLD GUYS MERCH: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

 LISTEN What's the secret password? This episode the OGs dive way back into their past and dig up their love of building forts. From pillow forts to snow forts to treehouses to plywood clubhouses, the OGs hunker down in the nostalgia bunker. What is the "uncanny valley of food?" Never give The Master a permanent marker. Nature forts. Shawn's elaborate underground trailer park network. Finally, The He-Man Woman Haters Club. Watch your head! #clubhouseofsin Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: [email protected] OLD GUYS MERCH: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

 LISTEN Eric and Shawn take on their second MADEA movie and dive into DC's Snyderverse. A discussion about fighting against your own internal biases ensues. Also, dribbling pudding. OG Eric plays HORSE. Easter Island facts. Tom Hanks is a World Heritage Site? The OTHER MCU. The Hate Wagon. #handyfromsweetladydeath Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: [email protected] OLD GUYS MERCH: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

LISTEN We're back and it's April Fool's Day! This episode the OGs discuss pranks, japes, practical jokes and all-around shenanigans. From all the knives in a peanut butter jar to the surreal horror of Eric Andre to the Masters we have known. Also, ANTIFA! Ham can get you punched. Spam and lima beans. What happens when you get old? Let's ponder your zipper. It's good to be back.  Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: [email protected] OLD GUYS MERCH: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)  

 LISTEN The season 3 finale is at hand! Before taking a little break (we're back on April 1), the OGs decide to have a few adult beverages and play one of America's favorite party games: Mad Libs. Let's learn English fundamentals. Definitely NSFW! The OGs become pre-teen boys and have to successfully remember what an adverb is. What are "Schwartz Rules?" Lunch Vader. Jake from State Farm. What was inside Stretch Armstrong? Oh, and finally, iconic French art-horror movies that might as well be Ed Wood movies. #gimmeanoun  (See you 4/1) Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: [email protected] OLD GUYS MERCH: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

 LISTEN It's like tapas. It's like an app sampler. It's like a kid running his grubby finger through the frosting on a beautiful cake. It's another installment of Love Morsels, where the OGs talk about some small topics. In this episode, OG Eric stares disturbingly into back yards while Shawn sprays his musk. The disembodied head of Santa Claus stands as a warning. Everything is done with mirrors. #editoutthehate Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: [email protected] OLD GUYS MERCH: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

 LISTEN This week the OGs hoist up their scaredy pants and jump into the mind of Stephen King. From Cujo to Captain Tripps to Carrie to Andy Dufresne, the OGs slash and splatter their love all over his work. Is King America's Author? Also, the Stephen King musical (it exists). When we could spoon. Love cheeks. King had a shared universe before shared universes were cool. OWEN!!  Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: [email protected] OLD GUYS MERCH: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)