Old Harrieds: Two Married Dorks Talk Various Movies

We finish off our 2025 review with a movie that it seems like most people missed. Bryan Fuller wrote a whole fairytale horror movie for Mads Mikkelsen, and it's a banger. A little girl hires a hitman to kill the monster under her bed. I mean, come on. That rules.

A solid finish to one of our personal favorite franchises. This time it's a creepy mirror Gayle really wants in the house.

Continuing our catch-up of 2025 with the second of three sequels and then an original horror idea! For now, enjoy us talking M3ghan 2 (Gayle screams a little every time they write that '3'). Which is a lot of fun and ridiculous while also forgetting it's horror. Whoops.

We're taking four episodes to catch up with 2025 horror, including 3 sequels and then 1 fresh idea. First up, the continuation of "I Know What You Did Last Summer," which thankfully takes us back to bloody basics and gets rid of all that terrible supernatural crap.

The title is very accurate. Gayle has several moments of realizing their entire style can be traced back to this B-movie. In classic 1980s form, there are supporting characters we want to murder. Obviously not recommended if you are afraid of clowns.

A classic that was actually a flop, shockingly. Absolutely grotesque practical effects, top-tier paranoia, and Wilfred Brimley should have gotten an Oscar nom.

The plucky youngsters are now memory-addled adults who have to actually kill the clown this time.

In classic Stephen King fashion, a group of plucky youngsters get the absolute tits scared off of them.

We liked this movie more than Joss Whedon (blergh) did, but it was better as Firefly.

There are six interesting ideas, and no one wanted to try them.