1980s Hollywood: Sleazy and greasy and terrible. We loved it.

Ti West said, "Hey, what if I casually create a new franchise because lockdown was boring?" And Mia Goth went, "I'm in!" and so we have a truly interesting and terrifying backstory of that horrible old lady in X.

The horror movie that taught us that doing drugs and having sex makes you awesome. There's also fascinating themes and many subversions to expectations. It rules.

Let's just get this over with.

Second verse, close to the first, a little bit louder and a lot more terrifying special effects because Guillermo del Toro got to party. Hope you like face huggers!

Do you love late '90s club music, awesome fight sequences, and blood everywhere? We do! And Blade delivers. It's a lot of gross fun.

It's the best horror film we all missed in 2020. Missing teenagers, a former cop whose life seems out of place, and oh yeah, there's a cult.

In this movie, Slender Man makes a video call in the middle of the woods and has perfect signal, proving he's terrifying. The rest of the movie also happens.

You have to listen to this episode. We watched this movie a second time to record this episode.

Were YOU traumatized by a giant doll as a small child? Well, then you could be entitled to compensation!

Or you could just listen to our episode on the first three Chucky movies and enjoy the chaser of where the hell we were in 2022 (it was a wild time).