The Old Men focus on cutting the cable cord, the awful American Pie series, and Slash found a website that will teach him how to please a lady.

The Old Men focus on the ways to improve the appearance of gentlemen's parts, what celebrities they would like to have serve as their hand buddy, and Slash's atypical dating practices.

The Old Men focus on what life was like for young Slash, several instances of bad decision making, and what happens were your just aren't enough "marginalized" groups to counter your whiteness.

Slash and Pocket go it alone when they talk about Slash's surprisingly refined past, really odd items one can find when they shop on the internet, and the limited interactions they've had with actual racists.

The Old Men focus on going into the past, some bathroom trouble, and a zoo keeper's bad day at work.

The Old Men focus on the D.C. freak show on display, dudes in dresses, and how to determine if those around you are missing any testicles.

The Old Men focus on their late-to-the-party questions about Bitcoin, Pocket's HS friend with a torn colon, and fruits that have been taken too far.

The Old Men focus on the octogenarian uprising against Nancy Pelosi, Lauren Bobert spends thousands of dollars to let you know that she is packing heat, and discuss Alec Baldwin's mistakenly marrying a White woman.

The Old Men focus on trying keep the podcast from crashing completely, Slash goes online to pretend to be a very very tall woman with a very very large chest, and of course, there are three legal dads with no mom in CA.

The Old Men Focus on the imminent cultural shift towards human-animal husbandry, and one of the many times that Slash was just not man enough to handle a woman. There is some movie talk, and of course... secession.