We're trying bits today, new bits, shave and a haircut, two bits.

After that...delightful visit from our roving comics reporter, Matt and Tucker felt they needed some "me" time. "They" time? Sure.

"Enter, the Forbidden One!" Experience Kelvin Ortega's special brand of discomforting as we explore otherwise simple topics, such as Comics! Gay Pride! Weddings! and Nerd Porn?!

Uh...I don't quite know what just happened here. Matt and Tucker seem to have just wandered into the studio and are surprised that the mics are on. Never have they had less to say, and yet, they say so very, very much. Also, they play synthesizers. So that's cool.

And then two Gallo leave again. We're not monsters. Still, one of them will feel better than the other, because tonight we settle once and for all who the best Gallo is as Matt Gallo and Tucker Dyer are joined by OTH's Art Director, Jim Gallo.

The Old Timers drop hints, both accurate and inaccurate, about the upcoming issue of the Old Hedgy Times. Also, other things. We also have Copy Editor Hannah Lederman on Tucker's Stereo Mic to talk about beer and stuff. In Stereo!

Matt and Tucker discover a shared history of Nick At Nite and dinosaurs and lightsabers, Oh My!

Old Timey Hedgehog CEO Sarah Mcdaniel-Dyer sits in on Matt and Tucker's first official recording. Listen as they discuss albums, birthdays, outdated computers, Independent Comic Conventions and cryptozoology. Zounds!

It begins. Not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a whimpang!

If you've never heard a whimpang, you really should. It's something.