On Asphalt Bones

By Scarlett Foster

Full-Cast, Episodic Audio Drama by the [Listless] network.

The world was fine until the Eye appeared - wasn't it? The Inquisitor wouldn't know; all they seem to do is read. Read, and learn, and try ... more

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How many episodes does On Asphalt Bones have?

The podcast currently has 20 episodes available.

On Asphalt Bones episodes:

December 27, 2023 Episode 12: And Thus I Stand, Listless, in the Maw of Eternity
"Why do I feel like this?"
CONTENT WARNINGS:
Apocalypse.
Harm to a child.
Running away from home.
Transcript: ⁠
Dyslexia-Friendly Transcript: ⁠
SFX Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MPMxW86JC5bgDoaUdqastMCUcSzjD3ODdypsLLwaKVg/edit?usp=sharing
CREDITS:
Written by Scarlett Foster.
Script Edited by Grey Kilgour.
Directed by Alex Abrahams, Scarlett Foster, and MJ Scott.
Audio Engineered by Scarlett Foster.
Music by Scarlett Foster.
Logo/Cover Art by Josie "Mort" Gillett and Anna-Beth Brogan.
FEATURING:
Megan Scharlau as The Inquisitor.
Morgan Greensmith as Tyler.
Mackenzie Dillon as Julia.
Chloe Peterson as Gabriel.
...more
15min
December 13, 2023This is the End, Again (A Season 1 Retrospective)
This was the end - right?

CONTENT WARNINGS:
Apocalypse.

Isolation.

Separation of parent and child.

Parallels to the COVID-19 pandemic.

References to homelessness and starvation.

Reference to mental illness.

Reference to medical/psychological malpractice.

Allusion and reference to suicide.

Jarring, sudden loud noises.

Implied child death.

Implied death of a main character.

Parental neglect.

Parental abuse.

Absentee parents.

Depiction of insanity.

Audio depiction of death.

Gore/body horror in audio.

Police.

Guns (inc. sound effects).

Abduction.

Cults.

Stalking.

CREDITS:
Written by Scarlett Foster and Alex Abrahams.

Script edited by Scarlett Foster, Alex Abrahams, Sammy Christiansen, and Grey Kilgour.

Directed by Sivan Raz and Alex Abrahams.

Audio Engineered by Scarlett Foster.

Music by Scarlett Foster.

Logo/Cover Art by Josie "Mort" Gillett and Anna-Beth Brogan.

ARCHIVE FOOTAGE:
Megan Scharlau as The Inquisitor

Katherine "Death" Andrýsková as The Reporter

Devin McLaughlin as The Soldier

Jordan Hendrickson as Jesse

Morgan Greensmith as Tyler

Ben Phantom as David Ashton

Grey Kilgour as The Child

Sammy Christiansen as The Officer

Alanna Rogers as Taken Officer

Chloe Peterson as The Vault

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11min
November 29, 2023Episode 11: Rejoice! For Someone Up There is Watching Over You
"I am God."

CONTENT WARNINGS:
Apocalypse.

Loud, jarring sounds throughout the episode.

Violence, including graphic audio depictions and gun violence.

Death of a main character.

Allusion to divorce, broken homes.

Mentions of neglect.

Discussion of mental illness.

Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ep1vhV_pVrvU2Fz6uBMcKnWZQ5ujzyjFfIU19FC5_ig/edit?usp=sharing
Dyslexia-Friendly Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xcmuvkacbd-OUZBtXdStOmJbEppbDszN2pPMBwhTB18/edit?usp=sharing
SFX Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1M9ae0F6E0tZ42g_i0NCdd4tOyva-Q0MArTe9lIi9TF4/edit?usp=sharing

CREDITS:
Written by Scarlett Foster.

Script Edited by Grey Kilgour.

Directed by Alex Abrahams, Scarlett Foster, and MJ Scott.

Audio Engineered by Scarlett Foster.

Music by Scarlett Foster.

Logo/Cover Art by Josie "Mort" Gillett and Anna-Beth Brogan.

FEATURING:
Megan Scharlau as The Inquisitor.

Jack Ballard as The Horseman.

Mackenzie Dillon as Julia.

Chloe Peterson as Gabriel.

Katherine Death Andrýsková as Steve.

Jordan Hendrickson as Jesse.

ARCHIVE FOOTAGE:
Emile Thompson as Piper.

Ben Phantom of David Ashton.

Sammy Christiansen as The Remaining Officer.
...more
37min
November 28, 2023Episode 10: To Be But One Amongst Millions
"The Judgement is gone. The Ineffable is gone. The Vault is gone. And yet I am here. And I am alone."

CONTENT WARNINGS:
Apocalypse.

Loud, jarring sounds throughout the episode.

Violence.

Mentions of death and mass death.

Mentions of cults.

Mentions of failed intervention.

Allusions to death of a family member.

Allusion to mental illness.

Mentions of sickness.

Reference to starvation.

Captivity.

Body horror.

Attempted murder.
Interpersonal conflict between main characters.

Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E1rmsH_VpZX14Qpyk7wdBgmkamfH5LD-IE9glyNHCnc/edit?usp=sharing
Dyslexia-Friendly Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19Nuw6CQe6JExTDqm3mvrF-HIDCkJeScnajZdVDlJbSg/edit?usp=sharing
SFX Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-jfB4iSwXYfPX6A1gxoj9_C-9to0oqLSMDXSpBwoXRY/edit?usp=sharing

CREDITS:
Written by Scarlett Foster

Script Editing by Grey Kilgour

Directed by Alex Abrahams, Scarlett Foster, and MJ Scott

Audio Engineering by Scarlett Foster

Music by Scarlett Foster

Logo/Cover Art by Josie "Mort" Gillett and Anna-Beth Brogan

FEATURING:
Megan Scharlau as The Inquisitor

Chloe Peterson and Grey Kilgour as Gabriel

Mackenzie Dillon as Julia

Katherine Death Andrýsková as Steve

Jordan Hendrickson as Jesse

Devin McLaughlin as The Soldier

Chloe Peterson as The Vault

Ben Phantom as David Ashton

Finley Lemma as Cult Leader

Michael M as Finn

Enjoy this episode? Let us know!
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onasphaltbones/
Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/onasphaltbones/
Website: https://www.listlessnetwork.com/our-shows/on-asphalt-bones
...more
39min
October 04, 2023Mini Episode 4: To Be Alive, Despite and Unwell
The Judgement is gone.
The Ineffable is gone.
The Vault is gone.
What more remains?

CONTENT WARNINGS:
LOUD AUDIO (First minute ONLY)

Mentions of death, apocalypse

Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10SSeN_Sue6XZmYCzPgFLw2CWdw--_1QZm17fhOMkhtM/edit?usp=sharing
Dyslexia-Friendly Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/153pDLErsxsDDYB91wHYMzAOD9i13In5d-c5iguL-QCg/edit?usp=sharing
SFX Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qGw3RpER_nVswSPnDJZnPQcRO9DXwmCFHfQ6ihBrpOU/edit?usp=sharing

Credits:
Written by Scarlett Foster
Directed by Alex Abrahams

Audio Engineering and Music by Scarlett Foster

Logo/Cover Art by Mort and Anna-Beth Brogan

Featuring:
Megan Scharlau as The Inquisitor

Chloe Peterson as The Vault

Grey Kilgour as The Child

Mackenzie Dillon as The Mother

Devin McLaughlin at The Soldier

Enjoy this episode? Let us know!
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onasphaltbones/
Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/onasphaltbones/
Website: https://www.listlessnetwork.com/our-shows/on-asphalt-bones
...more
5min
July 01, 2023[Listless] Website Update
Our site returns at www.listlessnetwork.com
This is a great place to find information on our current, past, and future shows, as well as bonus content, updates, contact info, and more!
The site is an updated version of the one formerly hosted at listless.ga, and will continue to be updated.
Our current shows include:
On Asphalt Bones

The Children of Room 56

Tranthologies

Unnamed Anthology Podcast

The Story We Wanted to Tell

Dreamcasters
and more!
Give us a visit, over at www.listlessnetwork.com
...more
1min
May 25, 2022Episode 9: The End of All Things
This is the End. An end, of sorts, perhaps, but the End nonetheless.

CONTENT WARNINGS:
Cults

Abduction

Body Horror

Death of a main character

Finality?

Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MwKs7ENYg-cri3ffHx6uYiPbdpLk2-OtxABbhbvd7kU/edit?usp=sharing
Dyslexia-Friendly Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WB-6pjrEhe8r8Bf3rwjaHZ5_olNZSGIbtu-CMP2qzi8/edit?usp=sharing
SFX Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VuWSeiDmdtsASOH6QldLV-pMxw26FGstmV2fi908hR4/edit?usp=sharing

Credits:
Written by Scarlett Foster

Edited by Sammy Christiansen and Grey Kilgour

Directed by Sivan Raz

Audio Engineering and Music by Scarlett Foster

Logo/Cover Art by Mort and Anna-Beth Brogan

Featuring:
Megan Scharlau as The Inquisitor

Chloe Peterson as The Vault

Grey Kilgour as The Child

Wylan as The Outro

Enjoy this episode? Let us know!
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onasphaltbones/
Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/onasphaltbones/
Website: https://www.listlessnetwork.com/our-shows/on-asphalt-bones
...more
20min
May 11, 2022Episode 8: Unity
Nobody's perfect. That's the problem.

CONTENT WARNINGS:
Violence

Murder

Cannibalism

Cults

Merseyside

Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/17y8YssVzpqp81Jbb7s4IQ7PP1LnUHSkLV97XuLJCZos/edit?usp=sharing
Dyslexia-Friendly Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CjBbjQYHQKin9KLn1_v9_pPqOHjqvpvuF5X3BLaw_JM/edit?usp=sharing
SFX Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ik_IG5ZSuvzx15VazA7KBeg_dHzRW2sNVlwyW8Hsm-k/edit?usp=sharing

Credits:
Written by Alex Abrahams

Directed by Sivan Raz

Audio Engineering and Music by Scarlett Foster

Logo/Cover Art by Mort and Anna-Beth Brogan
Featuring:
Megan Scharlau as The Inquisitor

Wylan as The Outro

Enjoy this episode? Let us know!
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onasphaltbones/
Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/onasphaltbones/
Website: https://www.listlessnetwork.com/our-shows/on-asphalt-bones
...more
23min
April 06, 2022Mini Episode 3: The End of Days
INEFFABLEINEFFABLEINEFFABLE
CONTENT WARNINGS:
Stalking

Death/mass death (imagery/description)

Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ND0eKH_-V4AhhA951hbRgzSYKncvRAnvLvI5dVoT_3U/edit?usp=sharing
Dyslexia-Friendly Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WMtWnwzhgzrKoA4ELJ07nYXTQf9dNRNY0Rm79TnAXFo/edit?usp=sharing

Credits:
Written by Scarlett Foster

Edited by Alex Abrahams

Directed by Sivan Raz

Audio Engineering by Scarlett Foster

Logo/Cover Art by Mort and Anna-Beth Brogan
Featuring:
Chloe Peterson as the Vault

Enjoy this episode? Let us know!
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onasphaltbones/
Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/onasphaltbones/
Website: https://www.listlessnetwork.com/our-shows/on-asphalt-bones
...more
5min
March 23, 2022Episode 7: INEFFABLE
INEFFABLEINEFFABLEINEFFABLE

CONTENT WARNINGS:
Police

Guns (inc. SFX)

Body horror (inc. SFX)

Abduction

Cults

Death of main characters

Suicidal intent

Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZyGOVZ1VHx1aVwpU3BxyEPmYG-ZPaesiJLlbBBXlfvs/edit?usp=sharing
Dyslexia-Friendly Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ppaGk0v3lsCEcM22saIBWdW9ShbjftbOVDn-c8Jq5TU/edit?usp=sharing
SFX Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1P9y-RY2Bf3gLayFTakLGEzfqCYvpxM420vCew7_tiuM/edit?usp=sharing

Credits:
Written by Scarlett Foster

Edited by Alex Abrahams

Directed by Sivan Raz

Audio Engineering by Scarlett Foster

Logo/Cover Art by Mort and Anna-Beth Brogan

Featuring:
Megan Scharlau as The Inquisitor

Sammy Christiansen as the Corrupt Officer

Alanna Rogers as the Taken Officer

Chloe Peterson as The Vault

Ben Phantom as David Ashton

Wylan as The Outro

Enjoy this episode? Let us know!
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onasphaltbones/
Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/onasphaltbones/
Website: https://www.listlessnetwork.com/our-shows/on-asphalt-bones
...more
26min

FAQs about On Asphalt Bones:

How many episodes does On Asphalt Bones have?

The podcast currently has 20 episodes available.