On Asphalt Bones

By Scarlett Foster

Full-Cast, Episodic Audio Drama by the [Listless] network.

The world was fine until the Eye appeared - wasn't it? The Inquisitor wouldn't know; all they seem to do is read. Read, and learn, and try ... more

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How many episodes does On Asphalt Bones have?

The podcast currently has 20 episodes available.

On Asphalt Bones episodes:

March 09, 2022Episode 6: Icarus
INSIDETHEEYE

CONTENT WARNINGS:
Death

Violence

Being trapped

Military

Body Horror (including extensive sound effects)

Hive-minds

Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Se6YDtcKwfkOaGT9Co2Rdj8b6vv8LRZKkF-06jXVmi0/edit?usp=sharing
Dyslexia-Friendly Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MSVLmxHRJbawdhPf9gEEtNOwjRjlKryBcfiySLkwEl8/edit?usp=sharing
SFX Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XhKMjkF24ijCOycZXRO0DDB_VoHJm1cI8nz7KoBpQeU/edit?usp=sharing

Credits:
Written by Sammy Christiansen

Edited by Alex Abrahams

Directed by Alex Abrahams

Audio Engineering by Scarlett Foster and Alanna Rogers

Logo/Cover Art by Mort and Anna-Beth Brogan

Featuring:
Finley Marius as Soldier 1 (Drew Garcia)

Zoey Davis as Soldier 2 (Dana Wilson)

Vincent Meier as Soldier 3 (Andy Green)

Wylan as The Outro

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19min
February 02, 2022Episode 4: Apple of My Eye
DON'TGOOUTSIDE

CONTENT WARNINGS:
Implied child death

Implied death of a main character

Parental neglect

Absentee parents

Parental mistreatment/abuse

Apocalypse

Loss of innocence

Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GxGeOYSHfn7jtg433hs2IovbBH-2QAjvdlHqYCK-abc/edit?usp=sharing
Dyslexia-Friendly Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1y6JFOPNiqZZ2BQkJbvvuuEZ5AvwiPodd7h-wda5PEOw/edit?usp=sharing
SFX Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MKcZ0d-FBXm8eggN6pC7wfqZAiqLkRxkjMY0rFMneNQ/edit?usp=sharing

Credits:
Written by Alex Abrahams

Edited by Grey Kilgour and Sammy Christiansen

Directed by Alex Abrahams

Audio Engineering by Scarlett Foster

Score by Scarlett Foster

Logo/Cover Art by Mort and Anna-Beth Brogan

Featuring:
Grey Kilgour as The Child

Mackenzie Dillon as The Mother

Devin McLaughlin as The Father and The Birthday Boy

Wylan as The Outro

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19min
December 08, 2021Episode 5: Head Trauma
Explosive passions give way to explosive outcomes.

CONTENT WARNINGS:
Cults

Gore (SFX and description)

Loss of life (e.g. death)

Description of mass death/genocide

Insanity

Interpersonal conflict between main characters

Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s1Zm6zMuX3Cn0qfEll0drOKi_EfVjT_I_7-5dxZmsyw/edit?usp=sharing
Dyslexia-Friendly Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/14IcdH_8jFpTLOJMGA5-4YYE9mjKWYmbqR4fRo3PIyjQ/edit?usp=sharing
SFX Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hob8USGngvTSnygbmR4ikUlACDMvPjJ9IwskOER9-wc/edit?usp=sharing

Credits:
Written by Scarlett Foster

Edited by Alex Abrahams

Directed by Sivan Raz

Audio Engineering by Scarlett Foster

Score by Scarlett Foster

Logo/Cover Art by Mort and Anna-Beth Brogan

Featuring:
Sivan Raz as The Speaker/Cult Leader

Devin McLaughlin as The Soldier

Megan Scharlau as The Inquisitor

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16min
November 24, 2021Alas, We Are Delayed!
Regarding an unexpected delay to your regularly-scheduled, fortnightly favourite podcast.
To clarify: Episode 4 will release 01/12/2021. Episode 5 will release 08/12/2021.

CONTENT WARNINGS:
Admin

Credits:
Audio Engineering by Scarlett Foster

Score by Scarlett Foster

Logo/Cover Art by Mort and Anna-Beth Brogan

Featuring:
Alanna Rogers as The Producer

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3min
November 10, 2021Episode 3: The New New Testament
Consider this a warning.

CONTENT WARNINGS:
Medical/Psychological Malpractice

Allusion and Reference to suicide

Religious Trauma

Cults

Loud Noises

Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1doFNrnWVbbMpzP2f_y3rv0QX_ktEwyRj4n6gbVDXVNI/edit?usp=sharing
Dyslexia-Friendly Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1V-LL2NiCUyRLvouc6A_5IesoMRHEmjg351NP2JutGqY/edit?usp=sharing
SFX Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1G4UVkECJwtoRApiqLEU47crCvyUQnFUvFmTn8lKG-Og/edit?usp=sharing

Credits:
Written by Scarlett Foster

Edited by Alex Abrahams

Directed by Sivan Raz

Audio Engineering by Scarlett Foster

Score by Scarlett Foster

Logo/Cover Art by Mort and Anna-Beth Brogan

Featuring:
Megan Scharlau as The Inquisitor

Ben Phantom as David Ashton, the Prophet

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20min
October 27, 2021Episode 2: A Day in the Life
9-5, day in, day out. The crushing gears of capitalism stop for nobody - the Judgement included.

CONTENT WARNINGS:
Apocalypse

Brief mentions of body horror, death, and violence

Mentions of panic-buying (re: pandemic)

Noodle sounds (it’s honestly nasty)

References to homelessness and starvation

Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Hsj5tRgQiWPlZEcj1uMg0b5bC2eUbnF4_PqXXRxTTXc/edit?usp=sharing
Dyslexia-Friendly Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HzLuVuzSyZSPptc-HIDwVD_lKVF-k_g1h5w1B9Tldsg/edit?usp=sharing
SFX Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NbgOb-ofV30oq32l5lz2fpX1IpWIySkc29OJkeaK0TE/edit?usp=sharing

Credits:
Written by Alex Abrahams

Edited by Grey Kilgour

Directed by Alex Abrahams

Audio Engineering by Alanna Rogers

Score by Scarlett Foster

Logo/Cover Art by Mort and Anna-Beth Brogan

Featuring:
Alex Abrahams as "Teen #1"

Scarlett Foster as "Teen #2"

Morgan Greensmith as Tyler

Jordan Hendrickson as Jesse

Emile Thompson as Piper

Val West as Puck

Michael M as Finn

Mackenzie Dillon as the Receptionist

Sammy Christiansen as Mr Wheeler

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14min
October 13, 2021Episode 1: The Judgement Recollections
Return to where it all began - whether you want to or not.

CONTENT WARNINGS:
Audio depiction of a car crash

Loud noises

Isolation

Separation of parent and child

Parallels to the Coronavirus

Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SLJ2j38j7MIKHcTn3PV4rXBpy4hj3wHam3J53QwK9Jg/edit?usp=sharing
Dyslexia-friendly transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qelmlFoP_BVVr0D_IXnM2v3aWTO_WBj63IJKk95zlqE/edit?usp=sharing
SFX Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aGzqTYph7MoskXY4zVmg-y8fmv-Flo8vaszJvMSRBgQ/edit?usp=sharing

Credits:
Written by Scarlett Foster

Edited by Scarlett Foster

Directed by Sivan Raz

Audio Engineering by Scarlett Foster

Score by Scarlett Foster

Logo/Cover Art by Mort and Anna-Beth Brogan

Featuring:
Katherine "Death" Andrýsková as The Reporter

Megan Scharlau as The Inquisitor

Devin McLaughlin as The Soldier

Enjoy this episode? Let us know!
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13min
October 06, 2021Bonus Episode 0: When Merriment's Done
A relaxing walk through a lonely, undisturbed churchyard... or something along those lines, at least.
Scarlett's first piece of horror fiction - the rough edges are almost audible.

CONTENT WARNINGS:
Religious Trauma/Imagery

Blasphemy

Body Horror

Maggots

Implied child death

Implied mass extinction

Unclarified events

Strange ambiences

Mention of Cancer

Torture porn. This is straight-up torture porn.

Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1X9JCqnFaOQ8TOo2_FWNvJBQEJ8mXJUT3W9RVtOSzjjU/edit?usp=sharing
Dyslexia-friendly transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gxszMJcaYyy_2_YWnv5fASJtUrAitPpdShbHBK1qvIQ/edit?usp=sharing

Credits:
Written by Scarlett Foster

Edited by Scarlett Foster

Directed by Scarlett Foster

Audio Engineering by Scarlett Foster

Score by Scarlett Foster

Logo/Cover Art by Mort and Anna-Beth Brogan

Featuring:
Scarlett Foster as The Narrator

Katherine "Death" Andrýsková as The Being, The Creature, and The Voice

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25min
September 01, 2021 Mini Episode 2: Hearsay
Best taken with a pinch of salt.

*CONTENT WARNING: Body Horror (Eyes), War Imagery and Descriptions, and a Dash of Apocalypse*
Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KWYpG0fkhXuuHBOsjMb-MkCWGkX2egAKBvIQvU4nKVU/edit?usp=sharing
Dyslexia-friendly transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KDlAZqq1kQ929hObQn0wiQde630VRw_XLVEPYCTWCO4/edit?usp=sharing

Credits:
Written by Scarlett Foster
Edited by Scarlett Foster
Directed by Sivan Raz
Audio Engineering by Alanna Rogers
Score by Alanna Rogers
Logo/Cover Art by Mort

Featuring:
Megan Scharlau as The Inquisitor
Wylan as The Outro

Enjoy this trailer? Let us know!
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onasphaltbones/
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5min
August 04, 2021 Mini Episode 1: A New Perspective
This is the End.

Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ybZcMSXDoLvbtbDekqZIKmu5ANtClzhhdI2TgHOu1Wk/edit?usp=sharing
Dyslexia-friendly transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/13VaRsyyGoSJlCecQ-lsEcRYVuQj6qatxp2X97EzxVuY/edit?usp=sharing

Credits:
Written by Scarlett Foster
Edited by Scarlett Foster
Directed by Sivan Raz
Audio Engineering by Scarlett Foster
Score by Scarlett Foster
Logo/Cover Art by Mort

Featuring:
Megan Scharlau as The Inquisitor
Wylan as The Outro

Enjoy this trailer? Let us know!
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onasphaltbones/
Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/onasphaltbones/
Website: https://www.listlessnetwork.com/our-shows/on-asphalt-bones
...more
4min

FAQs about On Asphalt Bones:

How many episodes does On Asphalt Bones have?

The podcast currently has 20 episodes available.