On The Phone With Matt

On The Phone With Matt

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On The Phone With Matt episodes

  • Verizon SUCKS

    This week Matt complains about door to door salespeople, specifically those working for Verizon. He also talks about a new project he's going to be undertaking involving the paranormal.

    27 min
  • Public Restroom Stalls SUCK

    This week, Matt ends 2025 complaining about the terrible design of American public restroom stalls. It's almost like AI designs them, because they're all made horribly.

    22 min
  • This Month Can Kick Rocks

    Happy holidays! Or are they? This week Matt talks about why he hasn't been around, getting hurt one day, into a wreck the next, and how much Speedway sucks. He also complains about phone apps that send you to a website to sign in and how stupid that is.

    18 min
  • Calling Dispatch

    This week Matt talks about Coke Zero bottle caps for a minute, then goes on to rant about idiot bus drivers calling dispatch for the dumbest reasons. Happy turkey day!

    22 min
  • The Firebringer Weapons Of Derry

    This week Matt talks about going to see the musical "Firebringer" for his birthday. He also talks about the new "IT" show "Welcome To Derry," then does a spoiler-filled review of the movie Weapons.

    38 min
  • What Reality Is This?

    This week, Matt talks about a strange nap he had, and how it made him feel weird for the rest of the day. He also talks about seeing the Aurora Borealis with his own eyes!

    19 min
  • Workplace Bullsh*t

    This week, Matt gives an update on his workplace injury, talks about his nose piercing and what he didn't expect, and talks about something that happened this week at work that really pissed him off.

    30 min
  • F You, Taco Bell!

    This week, Matt talks about injuring himself at work and having to take a couple days off to heal up. He then complains about bad service at a new-to-him restaurant, while giving some pointers to all servers about how to do the basics of serving. He also complains about yet another bad experience at Taco Bell. There is plenty of cussing in this episode.

    40 min

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Welcome to On The Phone With Matt! New episodes every Wednesday, probably! Now on Bluesky @onthephonepodcast.bsky.social