Matt and his wife have something strange going on in their home, and they're trying to figure out what's causing it. Maybe you can help. Is something or someone doing it?

This week, Matt vaguely talks about why he's missed the last couple weeks of this podcast, and about all of the deer that are in the town he lives, as well as the hunting season changes that were affected by a deer illness that is sweeping Ohio.

This week Matt talks about giving up his car because it costs too much now, and how much alarm clocks suck.

Matt's dealing with more allergy BS this week, but takes some time between sneezes to complain about terrible advertising and Halloween themed products.

This week, Matt complains about a few things that have been getting on his nerves. Some he may have even complained about before here, but those things are still getting on his nerves. A few involve social media! Speaking of social media, join him on Bluesky @ onthephonepodcast.bsky.social‬!

This week Matt talks about his first colonoscopy, then gets into a discussion about college students getting hit by cars, because he almost hit one this week! Why don't they look both ways before crossing the street? The world may never know.

Matt is drained this week, so in this short episode, Matt vents a bit about being the go-to guy for people to dump their troubles on, and updates on seeing the GI doctor after being sick, prepping for a colonoscopy, and tells a crappy story about the restaurant where he got food poisoning.

This week Matt found some of his voice, and decided to update everyone on why he missed last week's episode, and what's going on with his bowels. You could say this episode is full of sh*t, and you'd be right!

This week Matt talks about his car breaking down and the BS associated with it. He also reviews Happy Gilmore 2, so SPOILER ALERT! (if you don't want to listen because of spoilers, FYI, he liked it)

Matt is sick and complains a lot about the events that happened already this week.