We're back! Awakened from stasis by the election results, we've got some some things to catch up on. George gets a dream diagnosis from an unqualified co-host. Donny dreams of being a ronin samurai pickle in virtual reality. Both guys think there's more to the American dream than short kids slam dunking basketballs. In the first President Trump episode, the boys try to understand why anyone wants to be a nationalist, while Donny makes an announcement that just might take the show international.

this episode is going to make your face jump off and do a little dance. topics include: standing on the shoulders of infants - guessing the etymology of the word toddler - our terrible hair in middle school - time traveling with natalie portman - the secret committee of pseudopornographic department store ads - line dance revolution - our predictions for the art career of george w. bush - our review of district b13 - george's dance battle - how satan's fall killed the dinosaurs - and so much more, just trust me, this one is off the chain.

and the jeopardy topics this week are: practicing other languages - letterman jackets - real iron man suits - gay club adventures - donny's acl journey - the new and horrifying big tex - getting meatsweats from deep fried travesties - demonic goats and pig races - the panther whisperer - carlos, the champion of mars - and much more as usual.

this week: becoming gonzo folks - donny moves in - the israeli-palestinian conflict - linkin park on vinyl - nothingcore music - the blob - the thing - dead space - gaming before the internet - meditation during the blood moon - angelic beings of joy - sacrificing virgins to get laid - trying to sell spider-infested church organs - playing the blues - train conductor babies - subversive advertising - 3/5 car safety ratings - the necessity of arms races for innovation - discovering alien artifacts - the future of war - spectral sasquatch - and like 7 other things, at least.

this week we worship among the kings of texas, find shiny pokemon in a religious fight club, discuss that sweet star wars heroin, and more: - george's inability to whistle - mall wandering - aggressive hippie salesmen - wearing tight pants - the latent homosexuality of gym culture - men's rights activists - accidentally getting married - setting up franchise families - the origins of ahab the fish person - a summary of donny's screenplay - poorly written erotic fan fiction - social anxiety in online games - and more!

okay, kiddos, this is just getting absurd. topic list for this week: - craigslist sales ninjas - ninja gaiden - books! (ulysses, blindness, elric of melnibone, creating a new civilization, sartre and camus, zealot, philip k. dick, william gibson, the blade itself, salvatore, and more) - the waters of bethesda - spreadsheet salt mines - our egos - why everyone needs to create something - the x-files - the conservative backlash against pokemon - sentient planets - amphetamine addicts - awful and great poets - literanthropists and more. dive in.

Once again, the ritual is complete. This week, we delve into Apple Campus 2, the discoveries of future archeologists, revived ancient cults, the necessity of stakes escalation, Fallout Dad, the Transporter reboot, racial slurs, Neal Stephenson's Anathem, recording music in an abandoned missile silo, the librarian of the apocalypse, lizard skin suits, Japanese island hermits, and surprisingly there's even more than that. Get on these things with us, brah.

This time around, we delve into space math, venus retrograde, emoji press releases, beard rights, the deconstruction of the 20th century by 21st century art, the effects of colonialism, the phenomenon of burka selfies, and a new scifi movie idea that will melt your mind... and your heart.

This week's Things that we're ON: Bartender drones, the general depravity of cyberfolk, juggalosmeet.com, Tinder centaurs, George's stalker, the impossibility of winning an internet argument, the meatfeasts of the NASCAR bourgeoisie, and much more.

Topics this week: the absurdity of an 8 hour work day, genetic transmission of religion, Donny's spraypaint fetish, interdimensional one night stands, the impending virtual reality revolution, a modular battleship flotilla micronation, a dance battle between ISIS and Al Qaeda, and so much more. Also, BONUS RAP SONG STARRING DONALD TRUMP AT THE END.