Join me today as we discuss my goals for this year, how do you tell a date he's got bad teeth and today's riddle "How many men does it take to call the Fire Department if the fire alarm goes off....and not the lady at the Starbucks?

Join me today, back at the house, as I do final touches on my home before the renters move in. BNC stops by and we talk about S-E-X.....which makes everyone uncomfortable. What do you think S-E-X age is?

Join me today as we talk about renovations here at the new house, why I have no poker face and how my silver is coming in!

Join me today as we talk about Vagicken, peeing in a bucket and the 5 things you shouldn't eat if you have kidney stones.

Join me today as we talk dog funerals versus people funerals, how do you deal with telling your kids that you're dating again and the perfect way to pretend your having a baby (at 56) to scare the crap out of your kids?

Jesus Episode!!!....Join me today as we talk Tulsa Kings and why are Catholic Masses singing part of the Mass no one EVER Sings and I look dumb....watch at mark 34:29! So funny. I'm shopping for a new church and it's hilarious! And what does CONSUBSTANTIAL even mean!!

Join me today as we talk Orchids, how to make the best pancakes and what "Florist" Colleen's new nick name will be