If old acquaintance be forgot, fools! The Pauls journey to China arf arf to watch The Iron Mask, aka Journey To China, aka Viy 2, and disagree about just how bad it is. So there's positivity for you. The one good thing about Journey to China or the Iron Mask! Or whatever! 

Featuring: twatty English awful man, Madame Charlesdancedaughter, sarcastically long hair, riled-up Paul and Jason Flemyng business. 

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The old Pauly codgers Paul and Paul have pauled up their Pauls one last Paul for 2021 to talk about their pauldcasty I'll stop now year! 

Featuring: reassessing the mission statement, revising our top and bottom tens and answering questions from you, the fantastically hot OGTeam!

Thanks again everyone. See you in the new year xxx

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Merry Christmas Boys, Girls and Stepmums everywhere! Once again the Pauls are celebrating the holidays with a very cheeky bit of fun! This time they're reading through some kinky plot summaries from some of the big boys in saucy internet vids. Cum all ye faithful and enjoy this years Naughty Christmas Treat! 

This Christmas, think of your loved ones. And think of the Pauls out there who find the good things in bad movies, for they are better than the meek and shall inherit something unspecified in a distant fan's mind. Kudos, perhaps, or mere acknowledgement that, yes, we did find the good things in Four Christmases. And you are welcome.

Featuring: Christmassy Piss, Waiting for Godot reference, more Christopher Nolan impressions, the wanks of Paulmas yore, Vince Detail, Jon Voight in a tinselly house and a dynamic cut to an inert body.

If you'd like to donate to help end isolation for disabled people this Christmas, you can do so here: https://donate.giveasyoulive.com/campaign/help-end-isolation-for-disabled-people-this-christmas

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Whoa there, idiots! It's time for some sweet woah action (I differentiate the two meanings in this way, so get bloody stuffed all grammarians who aren't me) with chaboi K'nu Reeves as the Pauls find the one good thing in The Matrix Revolutions (2003)!

Featuring: Going for a Weaving, good uniforms, The Trin Man, common expressions in the Matrix, the unmemorable Agent Smith and the surprisingly imitable Agent Smith.

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Our Pauly senses are tingling! And so on and so forth! It's the one good thing about The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)!

Featuring: hot vines, what things ares, all our Marks, Dominic Cummings, walking here, Tea Leoni, Smooth Mark Rylance, male bondling, cummy old England, twinning it, pants power, spoody shooty and Orciward.

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Stereotypical list of all the Russian words I know! It's the one good thing about Russia's answer to Avengers: The Guardians (2017)!

Featuring: Paulcronicity, Boris Octopus, a man sits on a chair, Captain a Bear, butt-heavy, access to rocks and some good old making love to a bear.

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The Paulboiz return to Canuxploitationsville this week by pure chance, dipping as they are wont into t'history hole for 1989's Things! Holy crap.

Featuring: shit twin, really hating Justin Trudeau, a coherent thing to think about Things, multiple Cage(s) references, tailspin and finite dog sauce. 

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This week Goods couldn't be here, although he was able to write the episode intro, so here goes: Phil Harker-Smith of Baby Beard fame came on to talk Antonio Banderas thing The 13th Warrior (1999). They talk about all kinds of things, such as: good things, Antonio Banderas, films, Michael Crichton and (I presume) being British lads and loving football, pub fights and dogging. How very homegrown!

Featuring: many things I have definitely heard and can relay to you here. 

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This week Goodman's new best Breen friend Liam has recommended heretofore-unknown-to-the-Pauls Beyond the 7th Door (1987), and then threatened to show him his 7th door. Goodman said yes. The one good thing about Beyond the 7th Door! 

Featuring: Scoot McNairy Squinting, Between the Batses, Oscyworthy, silently naked, fully-clothed sex, Mr. Preston's Transylvania Castle, famous treasure and Old Gateauey Bob. 

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