One Hundred Things in a Jar

One Hundred Things in a Jar

By Michael & Megan MonforteComedySociety & CultureRelationships
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One Hundred Things in a Jar episodes

  • EPISODE 50 – SAME AND IMPROVED

    The holiday hiatus is over and Mike and Megan are back for their first new episode of 2019. While they may not fully buy into the concept of “New Year, New Me” there is plenty of talk about renewed outlooks and making changes. Mike’s late night panic attack leads him to discovering a brand new podcast he loves and is worth sharing - other than this one of course. Megan is wild about her latest read but doesn’t plan on taking any soul searching hikes in her quest for authenticity. There’s some talk about false termite frass, how not to handle a potential intruder and some of Mike and Megan’s latest recommendations before heading to the jar. This week’s offering is a somewhat loaded topic about getting drunk with your spouse. While that may not always be a great idea, a bottle of good wine while recording or listening to a podcast never hurt anybody. So sit back, pour a glass and enjoy this latest offering of 100 THINGS IN A JAR!EPISODE WINE - 2015 PSI Red BlendCLOSING SONG - “Mythological Beauty” BIG THIEFE-mail us comments, show suggestions and whatever else you deem appropriate at [email protected]. PLEASE SUBSCRIBE, RATE AND REVIEW at ITUNES or wherever you enjoy our show. Thanks for listening.

    1 hr 19 min
  • EPISODE 49 – DO YOU NEED NEW GLOVES

    HO HO HO !!! Mike and Megan are in a festive mood for this special Christmas themed episode of 100 THINGS IN A JAR! M&M kick off the episode discussing some non-holiday topics like bagel toasting fees, ancestry and fun facts concerning redheads but in no time at all they shift to all things Christmas !!! It's all about Christmas movies, Christmas songs, Christmas shows , Christmas cards. There's also talk of Christmas shopping - specifically Mike's mom and her method for finding the perfect gift (you want hats, gloves, scarves???) .The jar provides a brief detour from all the holiday talk and has Mike and Megan bravely looking towards the future. Speaking of the perfect gift idea, Mike and Megan close the show with a little present for the audience. Sorry, but there's no returns!!! There's all that and much more on this expanded special Christmas edition of 100 THINGS IN A JAR! And on that note, they'll be back in 2019!EPISODE WINE - LaMarca ProseccoEPISODE SONG - "FAIRYTALE OF NEW YORK" by The PoguesE-mail us comments, show suggestions and whatever else you deem appropriate at [email protected]. PLEASE SUBSCRIBE, RATE AND REVIEW at ITUNES or wherever you enjoy our show. Thanks for listening.

    1 hr 27 min
  • EPISODE 48 – CRAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

    Episode 48 finds Megan officially one year older, which sets she and Michael off on a slew of birthday-related topics and a recap of their weekend, which included a pooping Santa and a trip to Dutch Wonderland that nearly turned into Blunder-land. The show shifts to more talk about birthday stress and Megan's realization that sometimes you just need the people who brought you into the world in the first place to salvage the day (and spring for the wine). The jar offers up a song lyric this week, which leads to a discussion about color invention, poetry writing and how there are just too many damn quotes. Somewhere along the way a humorous moment causes Megan to unleash a new disturbing laugh which may ring in your ears long after this episode ends. There's all that and a whole lot more on Episode 48 of 100 THINGS IN A JAR!EPISODE WINE - 2012 Sterling Vineyards Cabernet SauvignonCLOSING SONG - "Happy Birthday To Me"  CrackerE-mail us comments, show suggestions and whatever else you deem appropriate at [email protected]. PLEASE SUBSCRIBE, RATE AND REVIEW at ITUNES or wherever you enjoy our show. Thanks for listening.

    1 hr 4 min
  • EPISODE 47 – DIARY OF A JUNIOR ROMANCE NOVEL WRITER

    The latest installment of 100 Things in a Jar begins with an exhausted Michael ,which leads to a lengthy discussion on manspreading, the changing human brain and the anxieties associated with becoming first time parents. An upcoming party has Megan cleaning the basement while listening to podcasts she highly recommends as well as some books she thinks are nightstand worthy. Speaking of worthy reads, she also unearths some of her writing from circa 6th grade which leads to the triumphant return of Megan's Journal Kernels where she unleashes venomous tween rage by rating her days, and ranting on being an alternate member of the Seven-Sational as well as a recitation of what is to believed her first attempt at romance novel writing. There's some brief discussion about a recent weather emergency in the area before the jar kicks off a discussion about zombie apocalypse survival techniques, the various ways to kill a zombie and a live prank phone call. So sit back and grab your food buckets because there's all that and a whole lot more to feast on in this alive and well episode of 100 Things A Jar !!!EPISODE WINE - DARK HORSE DOUBLE DOWN RED CLOSING SONG - "ZOMBIE JAMBOREE" HARRY BELAFONTE E-mail us comments, show suggestions and whatever else you deem appropriate at [email protected]. PLEASE SUBSCRIBE, RATE AND REVIEW at ITUNES or wherever you enjoy our show. Thanks for listening.

    1 hr 17 min
  • EPISODE 45 – DEAR KATE, I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’LL REMEMBER ME …..

    Episode 45 begins with Mike and Megan following up on last week's episode, with a discussion on Grandma’s in-law rankings. Mike had planned to interview his Grandma, but was unable to due to a phone bill quagmire that needed attention. Speaking of quagmire, the results may not be what Megan expected to hear. From there the talk ventures into playoff baseball, Yankee teams of yesteryear and an awkward encounter for Megan. Speaking of awkward, Mike still doesn’t have a question to ask Megan, so they go to the jar which allows them to revisit their most memorable dates. Megan goes back to a time where the two weren’t really together, but was most definitely an ideal and memorable date. Afterward, Mike finally does come up with a question which leads to a discussion on dating apps, bad dates and a letter Mike penned that just really wasn’t necessary. You’ll definitely want to swipe right on this latest installment of 100 Things In A Jar!!!EPISODE WINE - CLINE CELLARS OLD VINE ZINFANDEL AND DARK HORSE CABERNET SAUVIGNONCLOSING SONG - "NO MATTER WHAT" BADFINGERE-mail us comments, show suggestions and whatever else you deem appropriate at [email protected]. PLEASE SUBSCRIBE, RATE AND REVIEW at ITUNES or STITCHER or at WORDPRESS . Thanks for listening.

    1 hr 8 min
  • EPISODE 44 – ARE WE YOUR FAVORITE?

    Episode 44 kicks off with Mike and Megan trading places for a day, leading to Mike's ill-conceived business plan of starting up a daycare, while Megan's doings has her realizing that she is in fact a grownup. Afterwards, the conversation steers towards ideal dates, the sexiness of a strong-minded woman and 47 pound cocks. It's a rooster - get your mind outta' the gutter !!! There's some talk about morbid thoughts, Catholic guilt and even some fun facts about the human body (and apples) before the jar topic inquires about playing favorites, which somehow leads to a lot of fun conversation about Grandma's totem pole, lame Facebook birthday wishes and a whole bunch of interchangeable female pop singers. There's that and a whole bunch more meaningful - and sometimes /tænˈdʒɛn.tʃəl/ - banter which should leave you basking in the /fəˌmɪlɪˈerəti/ of the pure, unbridled joy that is 100 Things in a Jar!EPISODE WINE - REX GOLIATH CABERNET SAUVIGNONCLOSING SONG - "YOU'RE MY FAVORITE WASTE OF TIME" by MARSHALL CRENSHAWE-mail us comments, show suggestions and whatever else you deem appropriate at [email protected]. PLEASE SUBSCRIBE, RATE AND REVIEW at ITUNES or STITCHER or at WORDPRESS . Thanks for listening.

    1 hr 11 min
  • EPISODE 43 – NINJAS & HAMMERS & GHOSTS – OH MY!

    It was a dark and stormy night, not unlike this one, when Mike and Megan - a bottle of wine and a microphone by their side, the room illuminated only by candlelight - sat down to record Episode 43. As the wind howled a haunted tune outside, they told ghoulish tales about ill-fitting Merona shirts, Michael's bedtime reading materials and scariest of all - Brett Kavanaugh. Terrified by what was being discussed, they attempted to move on, but the fear fest wasn't over yet, as a seemingly innocuous question led to discussions on regret, past failures and improper use of household tools. The jar seemed to be possessed and made sure to keep the theme going by offering the chance for both hosts to share some spooky real life encounters with spirits and beings not of this earth! So be brave dear listener, because there's all that and a whole lot more, (including laughs) just in time for Halloween on Episode 43 of 100 Things In a Jar! EPISODE WINE - 2016 CARNIVOR ZINFANDELCLOSING SONG - "IS THERE A GHOST?" by BAND of HORSESE-mail us comments, show suggestions and whatever else you deem appropriate at [email protected]. PLEASE SUBSCRIBE, RATE AND REVIEW at ITUNES or STITCHER or at WORDPRESS . Thanks for listening.

    1 hr 10 min
  • EPISODE 42 – KEEP THE CHANGE

    Episode 42 can be described in one word - uncomfortable. Mike and Megan discuss a range of topics that makes them so uneasy at one point they need to take a break. The conversations range from odd bathroom habits to traits they would like to change in each other and in themselves. Luckily everyone holds it together long enough to get to the jar, which doesn't do them any favors and provides the same topic they were already discussing! The episode has plenty of easygoing moments as well that won't make you squirm, plus audio cameos from Mike and Megan's dads that makes Episode 42 quite a ride, so strap in and enjoy this roller coaster of emotions.EPISODE WINE - SMOKING LOON CABERNET SAUVIGNONCLOSING SONG - "CHANGES" DAVID BOWIE

    1 hr 16 min
  • EPISODE 41 – THE BIRTH OF PENISCAT : GOD, I’M SO STUPID

    Following another hiatus of undetermined length, Michael and Megan return with a new episode. After Mike gets through an early case of podcast jitters, they relive moments from their destructive childhood pasts, the finer points of wine bottle copywriting and a new segment that results in some audible gagging. The jar topic leads to a lengthy discussion on biographical movie titles, neighbors and their annoying dogs and the birth of the newest superhero of our time, PenisCat plus a whole bunch more. There may be smells outside but nothing about Episode 41 of One Hundred In a Jar stinks!EPISODE WINE - INKBERRY SHIRAZ/CABERNET SAUVIGNON BLENDCLOSING SONG - "I TRY" MACY GRAYE-mail us comments, show suggestions and whatever else you deem appropriate at [email protected]. PLEASE SUBSCRIBE, RATE AND REVIEW at ITUNES or STITCHER or at WORDPRESS . Thanks for listening.

    1 hr 10 min

About One Hundred Things in a Jar

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Michael & Megan gather in their kitchen with a microphone, some booze and a big glass jar on our counter filled with strips of paper. Each piece has something on it—we’re not sure what. Could be a…