What's the honeymoon secret Johnny is hiding? Will you succumb to Huey's tracksuit charm? Who takes a vegetarian to a steak restaurant for Valentine's?

All's fair in love and confessions, as we lend a listening ear to more of life's let-downs looking to find forgiveness for their sins – will they find it?

There are bonus confessions from the producer's file marked 'Not for broadcast', the 'tat' cupboard is open for business, and we resurrect a classic confession from the crypt featuring what might be the greatest confession line of all time, as Jazzy Jeff seeks out; Ugandan Discussions Down The Disco.

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