One night in Pinehurst

Coach Hoy is back and we’re diving headfirst into the NBA stretch run. We break down the Celtics’ playoff ceiling, Tatum’s return timeline, whether OKC or San Antonio should be the real favorites, and which under-the-radar teams could make noise. Plus: Giannis rumors, Brad Stevens masterclass cap talk, and an early look at a loaded NBA Draft class.

Spring hoops energy is officially here.

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It’s Super Bowl week, and the noise is officially at full volume.

We talk through what the week actually feels like — the overanalysis, the betting angles, Super Bowl squares, and that familiar stretch where optimism and skepticism live side by side. There’s some matchup talk, some fan therapy, and a lot of trying to figure out how we actually feel before kickoff.

Nothing overproduced here. Just a real conversation about the build-up, the nerves, and getting to Sunday in one piece.

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Quinn Tuff of The Band Memo is back on the show, and it’s been a couple of years.

We catch up on what he’s been up to with the band, talk music, life, and the weird experience of revisiting old recordings. There’s some reflection, some laughs, and the usual debate about whether Spotify is quietly hiding us from the world.

We can't wait to see what is next for Quinn and The Band Memo

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Matt Captline from Low Stress Bets joins the show to talk discipline, playoff betting, and what it actually looks like to bet with a long-term mindset.

The guys dig into what worked in 2025, where bettors tend to get themselves into trouble, and why alternate lines, weather, and knowing a division can matter more than chasing big payouts. There’s also a thoughtful conversation about treating betting more like investing — managing risk, staying patient, and letting small wins add up over time.

They wrap with conference championship thoughts, Olympic hockey angles, and a few reminders about why “low stress” usually wins in the end.

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Matty and Gibby are back after the break, diving straight into Championship Weekend and a big-picture quarterback conversation that’s been brewing all season.

Who are you actually taking if you’re starting a franchise today? The guys build out a long-term QB ranking exercise — expansion draft style — breaking players into tiers, debating upside vs. availability, and separating narrative from reality. From Mahomes, Allen, Burrow, and Lamar at the top, to volatile risers like Caleb Williams, Bo Nix, Trevor Lawrence, and beyond, nothing is off limits.

They also unpack playoff fallout, unsustainable wins, coaching context, turnover luck, and why “winning games” still matters more than highlight throws. Plus: Broncos pain, Bills frustration, Bears reality checks, Patriots optimism, and a look at how this QB era actually stacks up against past decades.

We’re officially back — and this one felt good.

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Episode 223 kicks off with a curveball as Gibby joins a little late—but the conversation is already humming when he arrives. The boys reunite with Alex and Zach for a wide-ranging, no-nonsense baseball discussion centered on one of the biggest questions of the offseason: who’s actually making the right moves—and who’s about to step on a landmine?

The crew dives deep into the Orioles finally making a splash, what Pete Alonso’s signing really means, and whether Baltimore should prioritize pitching, lineup depth, or calculated trades. From Michael King and Ranger Suárez to Freddy Peralta trade hypotheticals, the guys break down which contracts will age well—and which ones absolutely won’t.

Along the way, the conversation expands into:

Why “rebuilding” doesn’t really exist in modern MLB

How the Dodgers have warped everyone’s sense of roster construction

The hidden danger of paying for names instead of production

Why ownership groups crying poor don’t pass the smell test

Gunnar Henderson’s trajectory and how real the Hall of Fame talk actually is

Naturally, the episode closes with a detour into Ravens football, playoff stress, Lamar Jackson discourse, and the emotional toll of December sports.

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AB is back, the lineup is locked, and the boys are officially due.

Gibby and Matty break down this week’s DFS slate with a simple goal: stop overthinking it and start cashing again. From paying up for Christian McCaffrey to trusting Puka, Jacoby Myers, and a few value plays that won’t send AB into a spiral, the crew walks through a lineup built for sanity and upside.

They also hit Patriots–Bills playoff implications, AFC chaos, coaches on the hot seat, and why this offseason could get weird fast — plus a brief but necessary detour into the Philip Rivers conversation.

Low ego, full transparency, and the belief that this is the week.

We’re due.

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It’s Week 13 on One Night in Pinehurst, and the boys are back for a slate so bad it should come with a warning label. Gibby and Matty break down a weekend of leftovers — the “cut down the tree” Sunday — where the only people watching all day are degenerates chasing parlays and FanDuel points.

Between Gibby guiding his son away from Patriots fandom (into the warm wings of Eagles nation), a full-blown Trevor Lawrence burial, and a surprisingly deep dive into the state of NFL quarterbacking, this episode delivers everything from Madden revelations to future Super Bowl host city scouting.

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The boys are back and firing up Week 12 with a full ONIP lineup build — starting with a Detroit Lions explosion spot. Gibbs, the Cousin, and Jameson Williams headline a week where Matty and Gibby are all in on the Lions getting right in the dome.

From there, it’s a tour around the league:

Gibby tells the story of Matty running into Rob Spillane at Costco, the guys reflect on awkward athlete encounters, and AB — cruising on back-to-back wins — becomes increasingly difficult to book.

Your Week 12 FanDuel lineup: Brissette, Gibbs, Kamara, Jameson, Myers, Booty, McBride, Kareem Hunt, and the Raiders D.

Another low-stress, high-vibes week under the ONIP umbrella.

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