Second Upload. Last one had a clip of me coughing and yelping. I'm firing my audio guy. But I'll have to rehire him and also use his brain to figure out stuff cause it's me. 

I stayed in a the nicest dump ever in Jersey, Cougars are on the loose, and I'm finally burying the hatchet with my nemesis - owls!

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Covering a lot of ground this week from small town authority figures getting Hero Syndrome to our family Vet guilt-tripping us and to how wolves make that alpha love. 

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Friend and writer Tom Meisfjord came by the Lego One Off's studio to talk about following your dreams with a level head and I learned a lot about an incident in Kennewick where a man hit rock bottom and made love to a beaver. 

 

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After getting heckled filming a local broadcast affilate, I started thinking about open mics makes you feel the terrible energy of a room and that is why everyone starts there. 

Also Sloths are very slow, but have fast sex. 

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Harry J Riley came by to talk about his boot camp experience and we delve into the new science of studying dolphin junk. 

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Zack Lyman came by in my car and talked about the time his van caught on fire with everything he owned inside while on tour. Also we get to learn about how racoons are short living non-monkeys cat bangers.

 

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Happy 2019! I do a  quick review of every Animal Sexual Behavior segment and tell a story about how my mom tried to save kittens onces and it went terribly. 

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This week I talk about drinking at an Indian bar against the advice of Native Americans and white people. 

Also I scratch the surface at what can only be assumed is the actual Illuminati of Race Horse Breeding. This subject feels like it could have been a 3 part series, but I only scratch the surface. 

 

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Sat down with Brad Upton and he told me a hilarious drinking story. And I found out that Bed Bug female and males are in an "evolutionary arms race."

Fresh off SICC and I'll tell ya, Porcupines have the most consensual sex.