Having to poop while running is an unimaginable pain. While running cross country and track in high-school, thrank is able to provide expert testimonial on this dilemma. Listen to the episode for stories tips and trick on how to combat this potential crisis.

Two factions collide, toilet sitting and squatting. In recent years, even American companies have tried to make squatting mainstream. Follow along, as thrank dives into the heated debate to seek answers.

Have you ever heard of the poop knife? Among us, there are people who drop large logs and need utensils to cut their crap. Follow thrank as he investigates these stories.

Hot Ones is a popular Youtube channel, but there is one thing they never show. Follow thrank as he discusses what happens after the camera stops rolling.

Hot off an outbreak, the toilet paper market is collapsing. What alternatives do common folk have during this toilet paper shortage? Follow thrank as he identifies potential alternatives and unearths recent tweets from a political leader.

There have been rumors about unholy practices that occur in bathrooms across the globe. Follow thrank as he uncovers the secrets of waffle stompers (people that defecate in showers) and sink slippers (those who take their business to the sink). Hold onto your toilet seat, we're going for a ride.

Have you ever heard of the sit vs. stand wiping technique argument? This bathroom debate is rarely brought up, as thrank is willing to analyze this heated topic.

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One-Ply Podcast host (thrank) dives into the bathroom debate of the century. This debate is often known as the Sit vs. Stand debate, which pits two different parties against one another. The sitters, sit down while wiping in the bathroom. While the standers, stand while they wipe. Tune in to see how thrank critically compares and scores these techniques to find the best solutions for this sticky subject.

A wonderful serenity has taken possession of my entire soul, like these sweet mornings of spring which I enjoy with my whole heart. I am alone, and feel the charm of existence in this spot, which was created for the bliss of souls like mine. I am so happy, my dear friend, so absorbed in...

A wonderful serenity has taken possession of my entire soul, like these sweet mornings of spring which I enjoy with my whole heart. I am alone, and feel the charm of existence in this spot, which was created for the bliss of souls like mine. I am so happy, my dear friend, so absorbed in...