ONE QUEER HILL

the drama!! brooke is freaking out about not having anything in common with luke. nate is making big important basketball decisions. peyton's dad learns that kids need parents around? crazy. oh, and dan attends family counseling. lol, lmao even

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this week in tree hill, nate is kidnapped by his dad for a golf weekend. it goes about as you'd expect. brooke has apparent emotional amnesia about luke and peyton previously smooching, so peyton distracts herself with haley's open mic planning. luke abandons a sexy pharmacy heist when an adult sees him buying condoms. and, a very special MMMMMUSICAL GUEST

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time for a BIG HARROWING GAME in the mid-season finale. luke makes a date deal with brooke and makes some big decisions. nate is slamming performance enhancing drugs, tim is weird. dan is a creepy alligator, deb is a fierce mama bear.

oh SHIT this episode is 69 minutes long hell yea

CONTENT WARNING- this episode contains discussions of performance enhancing drugs, and characters abusing them. timecodes below are where such discussions take place.

00:13:48-00:14:53

00:17:37-00:21:30

00:49:14-00:52:00

*CONTENT WARNING* This episode contains discussion of scenes that depict date rape scenarios and drugging. The timecode of the relevant discussions are between:

00:33:33 - 00:43:50

brooke gets us into a nightmarish college party, nate and haley have a cutesy tootsey date night, and karen hides her prominent pregnant belly by holding various objects of growing size before going off to italy. and, sometimes, brand names are hard to say

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dan throws a kiss-ass-fest for the basketball team, complete with open bar, to disastrous results. brooke transforms into an imp, nate gets caught in quite a negative light, and lucas ALMOST gets laid. next time, buddy!

its AWAY GAME TIME where nate and luke fight on the court, get thrown off the team bus, and are kidnapped by some very notorious... Things. also, brooke gets high and haley siphons gas (with peyton's help or whatever).

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this week dan is extremely normal and NOT a bully at a charity game where the ravens play basketball against their dads. also peyton is doing stoplight opposite day, for mommy reasons.

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on this episode, jax and criss navigate the terrifying plane of sports terms in order to get to the classic after-game beach house party. the fashions are so bad that they get distracted

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brooke davis has entered the building, lock up ur sons and honestly probably daughters as well, who are we kidding

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folks, we dive back into tree hill after luke's big win against nate at the river court, where luke immediately messes up and has a full existential basketball crisis. he and nate get into a fistfight in an extremely normal literature class, and we must explore the resulting feelings. enjoy