Pseudo father to both hosts of One Topic, Eric Von Haessler joins Autumn to discuss what the hell we do on the radio and what we do in life.

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It was quite the journey, washed down the drain and ending up on a cruise ship.

Homescapes is an awful game. It's a terrible, vile, ghastly, appalling, and dreadful creation. And for some reason Greg plays it.

A general discussion about TV, based on Autumn's desire to compare US TV to that in the UK. I promise it's better than that description makes it sound. I think.

Autumn presents a topic that is better categorized as a fleeting thought, so Greg stalls the official start of the episode. 

Due to a recently developed roll of film that rendered poor results, Greg questions his competency and ability to accept his failures. Autumn pushes him to get on Zoloft.  

New York City, the greatest city in the world, is filled with rats. But really, are rats any worse than humans? Probably not.

Autumn recently got her nose pierced. At her advanced age, is this a sign of something bigger? A mid-life crisis, perhaps? Is it weird that out of all the things that have been going on in her life, this is the one that has got her thinking? 

Greg wants to talk about consistency, but the only thing consistent is his misery. Autumn actually wins an argument.