Jingles - the nexus of creativity and soulless marketing. Universes collide. 

Finally, the long awaiting follow up to the legendary second episode of One Topic - it's HOME ALONE 2.

To celebrate the 100th episode of One Topic, Autumn and Greg explore the significance of numbers in all our lives.

It's nothing to be ashamed of.

Jupiter is scary as hell.

Greg has had ten jobs in his life. Autumn has had no less than 58. Despite the grossly wide discrepancy, the two explore how their commitment and work ethic has changed over the years, how their various jobs have shaped them into the wonderful people they are today, and what sort of importance should be placed on it all.

Why do people eat the things they do? Oh hush - just listen. You're in good hands. 

IKEA prays on the human psyche, which is apparently that people want to feel like hamsters in a system of tubes, interconnecting multiple cages, with no actual way out. 

Everyone is a piece of sh*t. It's where on the spectrum you fall that matters.

Welcome to One Topic, where we...cover several topics. It's Autumn's week, and she wants to talk about dicks. Greg sabotages that topic because he's anxious, which means everything has to be about him.