Listen, turns out we have a lot of academic view points on Satan. Does this interest you? Do teenage witches also interest you? Then you must be getting ready for season 2 of Chilling Adventures of Sabrina on Netflix. Listen to our season 1 recap here. CAOS returns April 5!

In the grand tradition of Cooper-Blossoms, Betty has now also attempted to burn her house down to spite her mother. You're doing great, sweetie. Everyone else is breaking up with their significant others, and catch Josie in the music room because still doesn't have a keyboard at her house apparently.

Also, we recap the whole first season of Deadly Class before the season finale airs, so that you can BE PREPARED. We love that for you.

5:30 - Riverdale S3, Ep 49 & 50

34:24 - Deadly Class S1 Recap

Are Maria and Chico Mexico's Blossom twins? Whose cat IS Oatmeal? And where can we get Pretty Poisons jackets? All this and more on this week's episode of OTP. 

3:07 - Deadly Class S1, EP6 & EP7

19:15 - Russian Doll Season 1

30:01 - Riverdale S3, EP13

This week we go over the latest "Bizarreodale" episode of Riverdale while the show on hiatus for two weeks (UGH). We also get deep into some Deadly Class theories, and we want you to start watching The Umbrella Academy with us!

BONUS EPISODE!

We are sharing our top five OTPs of all time, just in time for Valentine's Day. Listen as Sancho get sappy about actual emotional milestones, and Nate derails the whole episode by bringing Nintendo into it.

While the students of Riverdale High are killing people and interrogating prisoners, the actual assassin students of Kings Dominion...have a prank war and go to prom. Much to discuss. 

We also tease the theme of next week's bonus episode, so if anything, download, and fast forward to the end to find out what that it is! 

This week we discuss the first two episodes of The Bachelor Season 23, who we think The Masked Singers are, Toni's true right to the Serpent throne, and the series premiere of Deadly Class!

BONUS ASMR CONTENT: Listen to Nate rip open a package from Hot Topic LIVE on air.

Welcome to One True Pod, a place for fandom nonsense and conspiracy theories. If it was written for teenagers and features petty drama, we are here for it, we will obsess over it, and we will talk about it at length on a bi-weekly schedule.

This week we look back at all the plot holes and questions that arose from the Riverdale Season 3 Midseason Finale. Join us!