David and Toto reunite through FaceTime, answer a clueless question, and talk about the first Premier League game-week of the 2020/21 season.

Toto and David suggest some transfers for each team to make before the window slams shut. David also defends Jordan Pickford strangely aggressively...

Soccer Mom's fantasy team names entertained David and Toto greatly, especially  Iwobi wan Kenobi. 

Toto and David talk some balls and review every team's 2020 Premier League season. The pair have devised a completely objective and fool-proof grading scale for each team. Hopefully, this isn't as stressful as results day. #ballchat

David and Toto haven't seen each other in ages so had a lot of catching up to do. In this brief episode, they give an update on celebs, discuss Wales and non-league football, ponder customized flags and there's some sad news about the Podcast Puss... #ballchat will follow soon! 

In this episode (recorded what feels like months ago), Toto and David speculate about the relegation battle and fight for the top 4 (which has already been decided). As well as this, David announces retirement from "soccer", Toto claims that David is faster than some professionals and other things happen too. It was recorded so long ago that we've both forgotten.  

Toto and David finally talk about PL Restart. VAR, fake crowd noise, the relegation and UCL battles, and much much more. Also, David's mum makes her first planned appearance on the show in the section we call "SoccerMom!"

Clueless Question: (3:27) // PL Ball Chat (11:08) // VAR is bad (22:35) // SoccerMom! (31:13)

Why is it called a "pitch"? Who is better at FIFA? Why are the 'nets' so big? What even is the offside rule (and how it's confusing to an American). How can "soccer" (bleurgh) become a leading sport in the states? Friend of the pod Brendan Beauregard asks the questions on everyone's lips. Also, West Ham beat Chelsea, so Toto and David are in a great mood. What's not to love? #COYI

David's mum gives insight into her fantasy football team, with the return of the Premier League on the horizon. David and Toto discuss the sexiest current footballers, creating their "Sexy XI". Thoughts on the top 4 and relegation battle are given whilst Martin Tyler returns to the scene.

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