Donning a captain's armband each, Toto and David talk about the "joys" of running, getting drunk in a park (with friends), answer a Clueless Question about the highs of football,  sort of talk about football and so so so so much more.

0:00: Intro // 2:13: David’s running stories // 4:59 - Toto and David’s drunk story // 06:37 - David rants about sausages, and gets his Dad to help him out // 10:45 - Very longwinded Q from the Clueless with a story about a Lil Yachty concert // 20:23: Football chat (if you can call it that) // 24:30: Outro

With there actually being football to talk about, Toto and David talk about football. As well as this, they answer a probing clueless question (Why are footballers so dramatic?), and David speaks about how freeing a bike ride can be, as well as sounding like a pompous a**hole by slagging off Troy Deeney.

0:00 - Intro // 1:39 - Cute 'lil catch up // 6:11 - Question from clueless // 11:30 - Budesliga update and thoughts // 18:50 - Premier league update, new player styles… // 24:17 - outro

In this episode of One vs. One, Toto and David eventually discuss the return of football in the form of the Bundesliga, but not before touching on cutting matters such as some random girl slagging off Football Manager, long romantic walks, Boris Johnson, and a dildo (not in that order).

0:00 - Unexpected content // 2:12 - Toto attempting to introduce the show // 3:45 - General Nonsense featuring BoJo and Football Manager // 8:02 - Question from clueless: Goalie gloves, Tompa Bay and Toto's name // 15:59 - The return of football - Bundesliga: Who we're supporting and who should YOU support? (Fun little game where Toto puts on a German accent.)

At their second attempt (tut-tut Toto), Toto and David talk about their footballing past, explain 'Episode Minus One', answer a 'Question from the Clueless', and comment on the current state of the Premier League.

0:00 - Toto is an idiot and episode intro. // 3:05 - Introductions, who we are. // 8:14 - David and Toto’s background together (School and football). // 10:39 - Recap Episode Minus 1 (feat. David's mum) // 17:11 - Question from the Clueless: ”Why do we (and blokes in general) care so much about football?” // 23:30 - The current state of the Premier League.

Toto (the big blonde one) and David (the short goalkeeper) talk about what the podcast will be, how it came to into creation, and why you should listen to it.