Heidi crosses a new century mark on the scale. Stages of grief followed by action! She’s got this. Anthropologie and Farm Rio...always selling out and backless garments.

Heidi needs compliments and won’t weigh herself. Wolfie explains META and his Straight Edge philosophy.

Heidi is inarticulate from a wild night out. Life in the WS. Church, again!

Heidi recounts scandalous miniseries exposure. Bridget chimes in on couples activities. Heidi is murderous due to lack of help in preparation for the cleaning lady, Anna.

Heidi talks about buying things from Scholastic. Bridget checks in. Millennials, things a couple might do together.

People with no kids have better party skillz. Life Phases. Cougar-ish tendencies.

Time passages.

My gift to you: overzealous clapping, holiday traditions, my dads fickle church lineage.

Introducing Justen from LAFitness. We learn the basics and then go deeper. He explains pansexuality, educates me on pronouns, shares his coming out journey.

Heidi recalls her Barbie playing and how it took a sexy turn after seeing Flashdance.