Dan gets his mouth washed out with soap and Tabasco sauce, Mat's dumb tongue and gag reflex stops him from doing the one thing he may actually be good at, Mélissa doesn't wash her genitals, and Andrew is built for books.

Once again, we've duped you into listening to something you wish you had never heard before. Happy April Fools, suckers! (Just kidding about the suckers part... kind of.)

Dan has no idea what the name of the the main character in his "favorite cartoon" is, and Andrew gets grilled over the way he says certain words. We also play a ton of old cartoon intros.

We play a poorly planned game titled "Whose Lion Is It Anyway?", where we have to guess which famous lion said which quote. Play along with us!

Andrew manages to run out of gas, forget the pin code he's been using for years, get stuck in the middle of traffic, and sell a cellphone to a stranger - all before arriving late to record the show. We also discuss how to properly divide the blame in an affair.

Mat hides a super-secret bottle in his closet, Dan watches crime from a distance, Andrew deliberately taunts with emojis, and Mélissa mixes alcohol with food coloring and milk.

Mat, Dan, Andrew and Mélissa can't seem to get along in this explosive, ghost-filled, time-bending holiday special! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Dan is the manliest of men, Mélissa doesn't understand BBQ sauce, Andrew lies to nurses, and Mat calls his stepdad Ben to hear about all his barbecue mishaps.

Mat uses an unorthodox method to get out of a sticky situation, Andrew stands up for wheelchair puns, Dan gets complimented by multiple voicemail callers, and Mélissa teaches us how to use tampons.

The "This Is Mad Libs" song all by itself, without any extra commentary.