Mr Phil has been slaving away, so you don't have to, in order to get 2001 out of the way before the turn of the year...

HRT Trolling and more Mr Phil especially him? - If you know, you know!

Contains mild swearing and songs of an awful nature.

I bet you can't wait!

It's the second half of 1981 - Have you swapped shirts at half time? 

So we couldn't leave the second half of 1981 left undone - so we get to it now...

How on earth did the UK win?

Why is the Netherlands so hideous?

All this *and* less will be answered within...

Note - Mild Swearing and hideous singing is contained within this podcast.

So what forensic information do you want to know about Eurovision 1981?

Don't answer that, cos you won't find any of that old guff on this reviewcast - Mr Phil takes you through the first half of 1981.

Think you know this contest? - You probably do, but listen anyway why dont you!

Contains Mild swearing and substandard songs - You have been warned!

Sixty Six minutes of me droning on and on about thirteen songs - I mean will it ever end? - well yes, after sixty six minutes - fools!

Taking it up the ****

Sonia's inferiority complex

Introducing a timey-wimey machine. 

A 20p and a sellotape machine. 

Bizarre Eurovision Lyrics. 

A story of betrayal involving Israeli's

You can't wait can you!

Like a bad smell we are back with a new season of Reviewcasts!

1993 you say? - well one of our listeners demanded it and boy are you going to get it!

I'm pretty sure I don't remember 1993 being anything like *this*?!

I know - the end is near and its come round so quickly. 

Quick review of the Jury final then?

And only one theme tune will do today!

Well that was...a thing!

We're getting there people!  It's almost show time - oh wait!

Yes i'm still at this fecking contest - and so are you!

If it's Wednesday it must be a look back at Semi Final One's carnage!

Well if you want some ill informed choices, listen on McDuff!