Day 5 in the big Eurovision house - well my front room actually - and we have all the news and views from the first day of open rehearsals!

Yesh join your friendly newscaster Mr Phil as he rounds up the 4th day of press conferences!

The third in an increasingly bizarre run of daily news and views from Meester Phil. 

Join the internet's answer to Sue Lawley as Mr Phil rattles through today in Eurovisionia in under 210 seconds!!

Arent you lucky!

Well the first day at Eurovision has gone swimmingly, hasn't it?

Phil tells it like it was

Merry Christmas!

OnEurope decides to depress the hell out of your Christmas by taking apart the 7 song 1993 Eurovision Preselection in glorious detail - I mean, how else can I sell 51 minutes of podcast for you!

Grab a Mince Pie, drink some Sherry and turn up the fire as I take you down memory lane. 

Information, education and Entertainment.... None of those you'll find here though ;)

Note - Mild Swearing and hideous singing is contained within this podcast. 

** Apologies for the dodgy sound - this will be rectified next cast **

So, Phil has taken leave of his senses and has finished off 1999 before it finished him off.

Who is Meg Mortimer's alter Ego?

Why is Phil obsessed with ATV?

Who's grinr profile needs changing?

This and so many less questions will be answered in the next SIXTY SIX Minutes!

Yeah we're back with Part One of OnEurope's third review cast of the off season and this time we take ourselves back to those heady days of 1999.  La'Chaim! - or something like that.  

In our mammoth Second part of the 2007 Reviewcast Mr Phil, our decrepit writing team and Alexia bumble our way through the final 12 songs - giving the non qualifiers their moment in the sun. 

Is Phil going to call himself "Mr T" from this moment forward?

Is Alexia too big for her boots?

Has the writing team recovered from listening to all these songs in Helsinki for the first time?

The answers to these and a significant amount of questions you'd never even asked yourself lay before you in this 61 minute spectacular of the stupid!

Oneurope's Phil Colclough is back with the first half of the OnEurope review cast for 2007. 

It's a long one - not a euphemism, but it's choc full of the usual mentalness!