Christmas isn't all twinkling lights, cookies, and Santa Claus. Around the world, the holiday season has inspired some surprisingly dark traditions, eerie legends, and downright terrifying folklore.

In this episode, we explore the creepy side of Christmas history, from the horned punishment of Krampus to the terrifying tale of The Yule Cat, along with other strange holiday customs that have been passed down for generations. You'll also meet Père Fouettard and discover why Christmas has long had a much darker side than most people realize.

If you enjoy dark history, folklore, mythology, and unusual holiday traditions, this episode is full of stories that are anything but merry and bright.

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Have you ever wondered if curses are real, or if some people are simply plagued by bad luck?

In this episode, we dive into the mysterious world of curses, exploring why people have believed in them for centuries and the stories that have kept those beliefs alive. From famous examples to everyday experiences, we discuss the idea of family curses, superstition, and whether there might be more to these legends than meets the eye.

Whether you're a complete skeptic or someone who enjoys a good mystery, join us as we explore one of history's most intriguing and debated topics.

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Black Friday is known for incredible deals, packed stores, and long lines, but it also has a surprisingly dark side.

In this episode, we take a look at the history of Black Friday, how the shopping tradition began, and some of the wildest moments that have happened over the years. From unbelievable customer behavior to shocking accidents and tragic events, we explore why one of the biggest shopping days of the year has earned a reputation for absolute chaos.

Whether you're first in line before sunrise or happily shopping from your couch, this episode might change the way you look at Black Friday.

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Time for another PORCH TALK!!! Once a month we sit, not actually on the porch, and just talk about whatever comes to mind. This time we discuss scents, sounds, memories, nostalgia, doctor visits, and dissociation. Of course we get off track and probably talk way too fast... enjoy! Only if you can keep up ;)

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Some mysteries refuse to be solved, no matter how many years pass.

In this episode, we explore two of history's most fascinating unsolved mysteries: The Dancing Plague and the mysterious disappearance of the crew aboard the Mary Celeste. Centuries later, both cases continue to spark theories, debates, and countless questions.

Join us as we take a closer look at these strange historical events and the mysteries that continue to puzzle historians and curious minds alike.

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The ocean has always been filled with mystery, danger, and stories that refuse to sink.

In this episode, we explore the eerie legends, mysterious shipwrecks, and strange tales surrounding the Black Sea and the North Sea. From unsettling folklore to unexplained events on the water, these seas have inspired countless stories that continue to fascinate sailors, historians, and mystery lovers alike.

If you enjoy dark history, maritime mysteries, and creepy legends, this episode is for you.

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! Today we talk about some fun Halloween facts you might not know. Anywhere from the most loved Halloween candy to why witches are portrayed riding brooms. We also discuss some spooky things that have happened to us personally, all while battling the crazy smoke from our camp fire! We hope everyone has a safe, happy Halloween & Blessed Samhain! 

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Spooky season is in full swing, so we're exploring two of the world's most famous haunted places: Edinburgh Castle in Scotland and the infamous Cecil Hotel in Los Angeles. Both locations have earned chilling reputations thanks to their dark histories, ghost stories, and the countless legends that continue to fascinate paranormal enthusiasts.

Join us as we uncover the history, hauntings, and eerie tales surrounding these iconic locations. Whether you believe in ghosts or just love a good spooky story, this episode is packed with haunted history, unexplained legends, and plenty of our usual off-topic conversations.

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This week, we're stepping into the mysterious world of divination and the occult. From tarot cards and automatic writing to sigils, Ouija boards, and the fascinating history of Aleister Crowley, we're exploring the practices, beliefs, and history behind some of the world's most intriguing mystical traditions.

Along the way, we share our own thoughts and experiences while diving into the origins of these practices and the stories that have surrounded them for generations. We also touch on how some religious beliefs intersect with the supernatural and witchcraft, so if that isn't your thing, you may want to skip this episode.

Whether you're a believer, a skeptic, or simply curious about the history of the occult, grab a drink and join us for another spooky conversation.

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Spooky Season continues as we dive into more of our favorite horror movies, this time featuring the Scream franchise and Split. From Ghostface's unforgettable phone calls to the psychological twists of Kevin Wendell Crumb, we're talking about the horror movies that still keep us glued to the screen.

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We discuss major plot points, killers, and endings, so if these movies are still on your watch list, consider this your warning!

Whether you love slashers, psychological thrillers, or just enjoy talking horror, grab your popcorn and join us for another spooky conversation... and yes, we still manage to wander off-topic.

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