Time for another PORCH TALK.. for all you new peeps out there wondering, a porch talk is where we act like we are sitting on the porch having a nice good long chat! Because the best talks are always outside on the porch. We never have a script for these and most of them subject jump pretty quick, but I can almost promise you will laugh at least once! SO buckle up and enjoy!

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Some laws make sense… and then there are the ones that feel like they were written after someone lost a very specific argument in 1872. Did you know it's illegal to put a donkey in a bathtub?? Seriously!

In this episode, we spiral into the wonderfully weird world of laws that should not still exist, but they somehow do. From oddly specific bans to rules that raise more questions than answers, we’re digging up the legal leftovers that never got thrown out. Were these laws solving real problems… or was someone just having a very bad day?

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This week we wander through the wild ways humans say goodby, from fiery send-offs inspired by Viking funerals to seated wakes where the guest of honor is still… attending. We also talk about some of our traditions, where things can get a little strange, a little expensive, and wonder why we do funerals the way we do. We also have some facts you might not know about funerals, burials, and some peculiar things people did to fresh graves! It’s heartfelt, a little unhinged, and just the right amount of “why do we do this?”

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Remember your first love? First Kiss? First Tattoo? Now rewind to your first time feeling truly alone… yeah, that one hits different. In this episode, we spiral through our “firsts” that quietly shape who we became. The moment we realized we weren’t like everyone else, the first time we felt like we were actually getting older. This episode is full of some of our firsts. Some are fun, some are weird, some are dark... letsss go!

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It’s another Porch Talk, and as usual… we spiral a little.

We’re talking kids with devices basically attached to their faces, why does the world feel kinda off lately?, and of course, because we can’t help ourselves, the weather makes an appearance. There’s some randomness, some laughs, and a few “wait… why is it like that?” moments.

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Imagine a world where the internet never existed. No endless scrolling, no notifications buzzing in your pocket, no rabbit holes that start with a recipe and end with a conspiracy about lizard people. In this episode, we explore what life might look like if humanity never built the digital web that now connects everything. Would our attention spans be longer? Would mental health be stronger without the constant comparison and information overload? We also dive into how travel, communication, and everyday life might feel in a slower, more mysterious world where maps are paper, stories spread by word of mouth, and getting lost is half the adventure. It’s a curious little trip into the timeline that never logged on.

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What if we’re just background characters in a cosmic video game? What if the Earth is flat like a divine pancake? What if planes are out here seasoning the sky like it’s a giant invisible casserole? 

This week we cannonball straight into the conspiracy pool. We chat about the simulation theory, Flat Earth, solar panels and the ever-mysterious plane seeding situation. Then we sprinkle in a few delightfully ridiculous ones that make you question whether humanity is okay.

Are we uncovering secrets… or just spiraling for fun? You decide. 

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In this episode, we dive headfirst into the wonderfully weird world of the human body. The stuff it does. The secrets it keeps. The tiny, bizarre habits it has.

No medical degrees. No boring lectures. Just us spiraling in real time over the fact that we are basically self-heating, noise-making, occasionally glitching meat computers trying our best.

Prepare to laugh, question everything, and maybe never look at yourself the same way again.

Welcome to the strange, squishy circus you call a body.

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In this month's Porch Talk, we let the conversation wander wherever it wants to go. No outline. No script. Just two brains free-ranging like they slipped the fence and decided to explore.

It’s chaotic. It’s unfiltered. It’s exactly what happens when you put us on a metaphorical porch with microphones and zero supervision.

If you like your conversations unpredictable, slightly unhinged, and full of the kind of tangents that make you say “wait… how did we get here?” this one’s for you.

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In this episode, we wander through the curious museums inside our own brains and closets, talking about the things we have collected over the years and the oddly specific interests that refuse to leave us alone. From sentimental keepsakes and childhood treasures to the wonderfully weird items we somehow ended up with multiples of, we unpack why we keep what we keep and what those objects quietly say about us. We compare collections, confess strange interests, and celebrate the harmless obsessions that make us uniquely us. What is that weird thing that you collect???

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