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Why not bring in the new year talking about a good ole Apocalypse?  We each unleash an apocalypse we totally made up, paint the scene like it’s already happening, and then reveal what we’d actually do when the world goes sideways. No scripts, no rules, just feral imagination, mildly sensible plans, and life-choices we definitely haven’t thought through completely. It’s less “fight for your life” and more “what flavor of apocalypse would personally inconvenience us most?” Expect strange strategies, aliens of course, and what we would do in the actual zombie apocalypse.. because you know it could happen one day!

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From tinsel-dusted living rooms to LED-blasted rooftops, we unwrap how Christmas has evolved decade by decade. We talk decorations that used to sparkle without screaming at you, music that shaped generations, gifts that tell the story of the times, and the changing world of holiday shopping, from catalogs to midnight online cart marathons. We also get real about the glow-up no one asked for: lights that are so aggressively bright they could guide aircraft, the fading of old-school traditions, and that creeping feeling that somewhere along the way, Christmas stopped feeling like Christmas. 

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This week we’re on the porch spiraling through the internet relics that absolutely shaped us and would probably get a school shut down today. From eBaum’s World and sketchy computer lab discoveries to the weird thrill of doing things online we definitely weren’t supposed to. We also get into randonauting, why it still feels unsettling, the quiet stress of the holidays no one warns you about, and a TikTok social experiment involving churches that sent us into a full discussion on belief, behavior, and human nature. No script, no filter, just nostalgic chaos, tired brains, and conversations that go places we didn’t plan.

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We dive into the eerie halls of Zak Bagans’ Haunted Museum, exploring some of its most unsettling rooms and infamous objects. From cursed relics to themed spaces designed to rattle your nerves, we break down what makes this place so intense, the stories behind it, and why people swear the energy follows them home.

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In this episode, we dive headfirst into the shows that have imprinted on our souls. Some shows we have watched over and over.  We dive into Grey’s Anatomy, teleport to Hawkins for our regularly scheduled supernatural crisis in Stranger Things, gossip with the dearly departed on Ghosts, and unravel the cosmic ethics homework disguised as The Good Place. Dexter, Call the Midwife, House, and some other good classics also make an appearance. Tune in as we overanalyze, underprepare, and passionately ramble about the TV universes that have taken full custody of our attention spans.

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In this episode, we fall down the lunar rabbit hole and realize… the Moon makes zero sense and we love her for it. We talk eclipses that turn daylight strange, the dark side of the moon, and all the mysteries that still slip through our fingers.

From stories and spiritual beliefs to modern theories that sound like cosmic riddles, we explore how the Moon shapes tides, myths, moods and maybe even the way we dream. We try to understand her, but we mostly fail. But is the wonder the point?

The Moon is weird. Let’s talk about it. 🌙

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On this month's Porch Talk, we kick back and spiral (just a little) about how technology has completely hijacked our lives. From phones that won’t quit buzzing to apps that promise to “save time” but somehow make everything worse, we dig into how our attention spans are officially toasted marshmallows.

We also dive into the wild reality that everything is AI now, filters, customer service, grocery stores, probably your toaster and how people are getting a little too dependent a little too fast. It’s part vent session, part comedy, and part “wait… is this the Black Mirror episode we’re accidentally living in?”

Grab a drink, settle into the chaos, and join us as we try (and fail) to focus long enough to make a point.

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In this episode, we dive into the magical, mildly unhinged world of intentions. What they are, how to set them, and how to manifest without turning your life into a worry mess. We talk about actually slowing down in this nonstop, caffeine-fueled, doom-scrolling world and learning to exist without feeling like you’re being chased by your own to-do list. Naturally, we get a bit off-topic (because when do we not?) It’s equal parts spiritual, silly, grounding, and chaotic-good. 

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Remember all those wild “facts” adults swore were true when we were kids? In this episode, we dive into the tall tales and questionable wisdom we grew up believing. Like how swallowing gum means it’ll stay in your stomach for seven years, carrots will give you superhero-level eyesight, and touching a toad will curse you with warts. Grab your nostalgia goggles and join us as we bust childhood myths and laugh at all the things we once thought were definitely true.

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