Welcome to Cool Awesome Family Friendly Spooky Park(TM) - our mascots are lightly haunted, so keep your spoons ready. This place is going through an whole ownership overhaul, but the Necronomicon is in good hands, and the Chosen One is here and ready to fight for us all! If... she is... the actual Chosen One...

Home is where the heart is. And sometimes that home is a closet. And sometimes you are in there against your will. But sometimes you make friends along the way. Check out BellyBiscuits on the spotlight. Makin' new friends and dropping hot tips on how to make money by talking on the internet.

Downtownyup (AKA D-Town, AKA "Donnie") joins the fray! Tune your radios over to 101.OOZEBEAR to hear the new Taylor Quick/Mawne Shendez collab. Dee and Ty show us how long they can go without asking questions, we discover the true nature of truth, meet a lawyer who speaks parrot, and reflect on the universal epiphany that is that first crunchy peanut butter sandwich.

The likes of Robin Hood and William Tell have nothing compared this journey into the exciting realm of modern day archery. But who benefits from all the chaos of arrows flying around. Well, you do, listener. Also, marvel as Karla regales us her insights into the many improvisors on Oozebear that she admires.

Crazy cats and emotional robots couldn't throw off this jam! See how crayons, tequila, and other things are manufactured as we narrate "How It's Made." A national emergency leads to Bird Prom. Moderation is for suckers when making parasitic worm cake.

Settle in your peanut butter tubs for this one! A night at the museum gets unlucky for a janitor after stealing a cursed die. A renovator with prophetic dreams moves into the new modern art wing. Two kids infiltrate the Babe Ruth wing -- And what's up with the guy in the chicken mask on the other end of the radio?

Imagine a world that is completely like our world, except there is a delicious sugary treat called 'war buns'. Find out the kind of havoc that such a change to the timeline would cause on this weeks spotlight on Ty! Also, Ty talks about his upcoming classic car video and his imrov friend, Dakota.

Today we elected a school president then we learned about butter flys and thanksgiving and found out what happens at a school.

Hold on to your interns! This week we take a trip to the haunted Naval Fortress, where we do pay our ghosts (even the killer ones). Tonight, we've invited phantom cellists from overseas for your entertainment. And don't worry, our trained staff are here to help anyone who gets locked in the bathroom, just... whatever you do - don't put the boot on.

Back with another JonnyMac attack. Speaking of attacks, you got to watch out for temporal warfare. If you see a time skirmish break out, then bring a lunch. Also, we talk about how 'Flowers For Algernon' is sad