Hello, the Few. Today we talk about how 420 became burn o'clock, a very insecure man-child, a legendary stepdad, we got fat, and some shit jobs we had. Thanks for listening.

Hello, the Few. Today we talk about the most important things in life: bad isnta ads, sweaty twitter, how great Pornhub is, social media stories, sneezes that don't match the bod, fire alarms sucking, and "only in Ohio". Thanks for listening.

Hello, the Few. Today, Tony is mean. We talk about why life is pointless, ketchup/catch up on dogs, why people are age are having kids rather than getting a dog, terrible kids content, when we got locked out, and a quick muckbang. Thanks for listening.

Hello, the Few. We talk sports superstitions, bad sports fan, Fortnite, gaming generation, glory holes, how far you stand from a urinal and other elementary things, and the whitest shit Jason's ever done. Thanks for listening.

Hello, the Few. We talk spooooooky season etiquette, costumes, dumb insta stuff again, the Dobre bros, shitty kids on Dr. Phil, and the obvious tangents. Thanks for listening.

Hello, the Few. Today we talk about the hardest thing in the morning, birthdays, kids with technology, a BIG update, some bets Jason is gonna lose, flight etiquette, and a full circle.

We talk Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo, trivia, an impromptu insta bio, iPhone drop tests, ways to propose, and obviously some tangents. Follow our instagram page @opendoorpodcast for very irregularly timed posts. Thanks for listening.

We talk astrological signs, 9/11 posts, talking to crazy, entertaining people, how colorblind Jason is, and a little bit of herpes. Follow our instagram page @opendoorpodcast for very irregularly timed posts. Thanks for listening.

We talk an impossible thirty day challenge for the average human on Earf and a few of the more annoying people we've encountered.

We talk events of the week and other things that comes to mind